You ever go to TMZ’s website and see the little “Good Genes or Good Docs” poll? Well, every time I see it and it’s a sista, more folks think it’s “Good Docs” and when it’s white folks, the folks who participate think it’s “Good Genes.”
I’m sorry but really?
White people….I know yall think the world of yallselves and shit but yall can’t age for SHIT!
Black folks have always been able to age well! We don’t be needin surgery like yall do!
White folks (some, not all) be needin a fukin clue! Yall are always gettin work done!
They’ve just elected their first woman president!
Laura Chinchilla (Tell me her last name don’t remind you of Sheila E’s “Glamorous Life”!)
Anyways, I hope she does well and not just some shit that’s gon satisfy the status quo. Barack Obama anyone?
Shit, we got a defunct negro in office over here!
Okay, yall know my ass fully believes in child abuse!
And I mean fully! Beat them little mothafuckas till yo hand hurts. But this shit right here is re-damn-diculous!
A U.S. soldier allegedly waterboarded his four year old because she wouldn’t recite her ABCs.
Are you fuckin serious?
I believe in punishing kids when they deserve it but because she wouldn’t recite the alphabet?
I don’t know if this mothafucka and his girlfriend (who helped) are just fuckin crazy as hell or it’s because our military takes individuals in so that they can make a living or pay for their education and fucks them up!
I think it’s both…
Joshua Tabor, you are our Bad Parent of the Day! You about to be court martialed like a mothafucka!
The bitchmade mothfuckas who own EVERYTHING cable related in the world is changing it’s name so that yo ass won’t know you buyin into they bullshit!
They will now be named…. Xfinity? Why, I don’t know but it sounds suspect, like a cult or somethin!
Shit, they just bought NBC!
This is why I fucks with Directv! I know where my money is goin, I trust them more…Shit, watch it come out Comcast owns they asses too.
See, this is the shit I’m talkin about right here! I been tellin yall for over a year to get yo recession hustle on! And I don’t mean be hoin and shit but this is that fine line that can be walked.
An Ohio strip club is offerin lap dances for Haiti!
Now, hold up! Before you get all uptight, raisin yo eyebrows and shit in disgust, pull the g-string out yo ass crack an think about it.
Yeah, this shit is at a strip club and shit but it’s goin to a good cause!
So go ahead and send yo Man….(Or yo ladyfriend..) to Marilyn’s on Monroe (Nice play on words.) in Toledo to help the cause!
Okay, who woulda thunk it? The Colts losing to the Saints? And not even a controversial loss but a real loss…I’m glad I didn’t have any money on this shit or I woulda lost!
However, with this New Orleans win, and more power to them, maybe they can revitalize the city and rebuild the Ninth Ward and other areas affected by Hurricane Katrina nearly five years ago!
Shit, the French Quarter is just fine! What about where the Black folks live?
P.S. My apologies for not gettin the chance to live blog, Ima have to give yall that experience during the Oscars or somethin….
Nat Turner
A 12 year old New York girl named Alexa Gonzalez, was arrested at her middle school for writing on her desk.
What The Fuck?
Are you fuckin serious? And these are some fuckin rent-a-cops trying to wield power on this Latina sista!
Fuck The Bullshit!
This is what the girl wrote. ” Lex was here 2/1/10. I love my friends Abby and Faith.” The writings could have also been erased.
And she was handcuffed and detained for this shit? Get The Fuck Outta Here With That Bullshit!
When are we gonna realize there is a war goin on against us and our asses aint even fightin?!
