I keep telling you about Florida. That’s why they are Number 1 in our Top 5 Dumbass States List.
Well, in Florida, no surprise there, a woman caused a car accident because for whatever dumb as fuck reason she decided that her time driving would be better served shaving her bikini line as opposed to watching the road.
This tells me two possible things…She was either a ho goin to meet a trick. Or she was goin to the coochie doctor and didn’t want to be humiliated by having the Amazon in her panty drawls!
And as you read the article, you see it’s the former. “Boyfriend?” Yeah, right.
Yall apparently loved this shit! Cuz yall paid $116 million to see it. I hope it was worth all that! Hollywood is gon start dickin every single one of yall because they know they can charge you extra for puttin some shit in 3-D. I aint gon believe the hype til some Black folks tell me if it’s good or not. And even then Ima watch that shit at home from the comfort of my computer! (I kid….sorta.)
Representative Trent Franks of Arizona has stated that Black people are worse off now than we were under slavery and it’s all because folks are getting abortions.
What The Fuck?
I can’t make this shit up! This is who folks put in office! He has defined slavery as simply a “policy.” This is one dumb mothafucka! As much as entities such as Planned Parenthood plant themselves in Black communities, telling young Black women to “take care of the problem” instead of finding other viable solutions and you’re blaming us?
Bitch, if you don’t get that bullshit outt my face!
Today on The View, guest host Vanessa Williams made the point about Sandra Bullock winning the Oscar is yet another story of the white savior coming in and saving the poor, helpless negro.
She’s right by the way.
However, Walters felt that she believes we are past the issue where a Black person getting assistance from a white person being depicted in a film is problematic or potentially representative of the race.
This is because her old geriatric ass is suffering from dementia. Barbara, yes, there is a repetition of white savior movies in Hollywood! Yall always wanna depict yallselves as saving the poor helpless, Black folks who can’t help themselves. That’s some real shit. And no, we aint past it cuz yall keep doin the shit instead of telling our stories!
Fuck The Bullshit!
So let me make this perfectly clear Barbara: “Fuck You Old Bitch!”
This is for the young folks. I had a request come in for something that younger people should read and so I selected William H. Armstrong’s Sounder.
This book was revolutionary within my own childhood. Especially in regards to how this young man had a bond with his dog and strives for education as the backdrop of Jim Crow and the Depression rage on. Encourage the young adults in your life to read this book, it is well worth it.
Six women have been hospitalized for butt enhancements gone wrong.
Yeah, white people, yall aint got no asses…Deal with it.
The dude who gave them this shit had used some sort of household concoction. In other words, there are six broads running around with Tilex and Pinesol in they asses.
White people, yall slay me! Yall don’t want shit to do with us but yall wanna do whatever thafuck you can to look like us…
A woman has been charged with assault for squirting her breast milk in the face of a jailer.
What The Fuck?
The broad was arrested for public intoxication, which was a misdemeanor but after the…shot of titty milk she got charged with a felony on top of everything else for assaulting an officer.
First of all, let me state this, this bitch got some bomb ass aim. Orrrrr, that jailer was all up on this bitch’s titty.
Also, since the broad wasn’t named, it’s safe to say this was a white bitch…Cuz we don’t do that type of shit anyways…
P.S. Sorry for the picture but yall know I had to do it.
A national sleep study, which only interviewed 5000 people by the way, says that Black folks and Latinos are more likely to lose sleep over worries than other races.
The reason I don’t believe this shit is because both our groups aint and ever had shit, so why worry now? We lose sleep over a whole lot of other shit instead of worrying about jobs and money. When you don’t have either and haven’t had either, why worry about it?
This study also apparently said that Black folks are more likely to have sex before bed and need the least amount of sleep to function. So, what the fuck does this have to do with the study? Yes, because along with worrying about these money problems, we must mate like the beasts of the earth to get that shit out our system cuz we can’t seem to help ourselves?
BITCH, If You Don’t Get That Bullshit Outta My Face!
Also, it’s not that we don’t need as much sleep, it’s just that we’re used to going without it because of all the shit on our plates!
White people is always doing these expensive ass studies that got no validity to them whatsoever and all the rest of them mothafuckas take that shit as fact!
The “expert” they talked to said that one’s pre-sleep routine needs to be relaxing . In other words he is saying, “Niggers stop fuckin so you don’t procreate and end our race by taking over.” Shit, fuckin help a bitch sleep like a mothafucka! But that’s a whole different topic…Besides, we don’t fuck before bed cuz the kids be up, we gotta do that shit in the middle of the night!
Read between the fuckin lines with shit like this. White people don’t want to blame they own asses for fuckin with other races and our issues so it must be our fault right? Bullshit on that!
