Archive for the "When Animals Attack" Category

White People Shit: Code Freezing!

An Alaskan man has plead guilty for illegally feeding bears. See. See, this shit right here is why yall dumb mothafuckas get ate! What in the hell is wrong with yall? Why yall can’t ever leave well enough alone? Stop fuckin with wild animals. They don’t like yo ass! I like bears. I can go [...]

Question of the Day

Why do people wanna see the video of that broad gettin fucked up by the killer whale? We live in a gruesome ass society! It’s one of those things where yo ass keeps hearin about it so you get hella curious. Especially since they trying to keep the shit away from you. Humans are extremely [...]

And Another One…

Because folks just don’t get it! WHITE PEOPLE: STOP FUCKIN WITH WILD ANIMALS! A Sea World trainer was killed by a killer whale. Go figure. Some of yall may not know this but killer whales kill great white sharks. So since we know that sharks like to eat people and killer whales can kill sharks, [...]

Of Course….

A white man was killed by a shark off of the coast of Florida. How I know it was a white man? cuz he was killed by a shark. What this tells me is that mothafuckas shouldn’t be swimmin in the ocean, that’s what pools are for. And it also says that sharks, lions, bears, [...]

White People…

Stop fuckin with wild animals and shit like this wouldn’t happen. Yo ass is food! Nothin more than food! That’s why they wait for you to get juicy enough for the kill….

Leave The Animals Alone!

An ice skating bear belonging to a Russian circus troupe attacked and killed a circus hand! Well, what do you know? Bears are actually attacking people? Hell yeah they are! They’re wild animals with wild animal instincts! Why don’t white people get that shit?! Yo ass is food! Of course the animal was shot and [...]

I Wonder If Somebody Stood Over Him And Said…

You got knocked thafuck out! An Ohio boy was playing football in his backyard when he got tackled by a deer. Deer have been in the news a lot lately! These mothafuckas have been gettin bold! My solution would be to shoot them and feed yo family! It’s a recession in this bitch! Every little [...]