Paris Hilton To Be Charged With Felony
After fuckin up my vacation, Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession. Of course this bitch first said it wasn’t her purse it was found in and then claimed she thought it was gum and then she said she was set up. I know this bitch is dumb but she aint dumb enough to believe [...]
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Niggas Everywhere Are Cheering
Over some got damn foolishness! President Obama signed a bill reducing the disparity between the sentencing for crack cocaine and powder cocaine. Folks are going as far as to say that this shit is a Civil Rights victory! Now is the disparity between the sentencing for powder and crack cocaine wrong? Yes. Very much so [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Goin To Jail…Yet
Despite not completing the requirements for her probation, purposely missing her court date and partying it up in Cannes, and makin the judge in her case miss a day of her vacation, this bitch aint gon be locked up. As I said before, let me ass try some shit like this and see if I [...]
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Lock This Broad Up!
Now if I were some drunken, crackhead runnin around, I’d get tossed in the slammer. But this bitch! This bitch right here can run around without consequences! Now, I aint sayin it’s cuz she’s rich. This bitch aint had a job in forever. But because her ass is white she can do shit like this [...]
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My Flight Leaves In An Hour…
So hear is a run down of stories I’d like to cover if I had more time. 1) A new study found that the median wealth of single Black women is $5. In other words, we’re broke like a mothafucka! 2) Remember those GI tract issues I was having and told you about? Gall stones! [...]
WTF Moment of the Day
Yes, you know it had to come from one of our Top 5 Dumbass States! It’s always a joy when I’m accurate, and trust, I always am! Anyways, a man in Michigan (#4) tried to buy crack with a credit card! What The Fuck?! I really can’t make this shit up! But peep this, the [...]
WTF Moment of the Day/Bad Parent of the Day
An Arizona mama sold her daughter for a gun. What The Fuck? Are you serious? Why does it seem like this shit just be gettin worse and worse? Because it is! She allegedly claims the man she sold her to would have done a better job at raising her. Bitch please! Yo nasty, dumb ass [...]
Interesting….
New research suggests that autism is more common in affluent areas…Watch the video. But Ima give you my instant conclusion since everyone wants to ask, why is this? It’s because this mothafuckas do nothin but snort coke and drink! That shit I just gave you is free…Didn’t have to spend no money on a study!
Get Off That Stuff!
An Iowa man is being treated from wounds he received in the middle of the night from an assault. Another man came up to him, accused him of bein a zombie and punched him twice. Now, I know Iowa is the backwoods of nowhere but damn! Meth addicts be everywhere! And he musta had that [...]
Bobby Goes For The Jugular
Bobby Brown has a new memoir coming out next month aptly entitled, Confessions of a Crackhead. I’m kidding, it’s called Bobby Brown: The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothing But… How original…Personally, Confessions of a Crackhead sounds better. Anyways, in this new memoir he is sayin that Whitney dabbled in the coochie. I don’t know [...]