Well Damn, Haven’t We Seen This Shit Before?
Well, it looks like the South shall rise again….In a manner of speaking. Nine states have decided to back Arizona in its fight against the federal government concerning it’s immigration bill. Next thing you know, these fools are gonna want to secede from the union! And guess who’s leading the charge? Michigan! The number 4 [...]
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The Rape-Axe?
Being distributed at the World Cup in South Africa is the Rape-Axe condom. This is a condom with teeth that will snag any attacker causing insurmountable pain, including the loss of the ability to urinate. However, if he gets snagged with the condom, he’s already inside of her. The act of rape is being committed. [...]
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Another Reason Why I Don’t Fuck With The Census!
A New Jersey man went door to door as a Census worker when his ass was really a convicted sex offender! This is some straight white people shit! I will say one thing, yall mothafuckas are creative as hell! All types of fraudulent! But seek help! Unlike this bitch, I say fuck the Census! This [...]
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Damn North Korea!
I believe yall can run yo country like you want to but all this unnecessary violence is makin me uncomfortable. Why are yall crazy and shit?! I know I caint say much, I’m in America and these mothafuckas are crazy as hell themselves but just randomly sinkin ships? That’s the most! Let me just say, [...]
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This Would Never Happen To Black Folks
I know. I know. Yall are like, how can I make a blanket statement like that? Well, listen to this story and you’ll see why. A son slapped his mom with a harassment lawsuit for going through his Facebook. Yes, read that again. It’s a true story. If I ever tried to slap my mama [...]
Sandra Bullock’s Debacle
Now, yall have heard the allegations of her husband cheating on her that came out right after she won the Oscar for Best Actress. Like so many other women, she’s been humiliated by a man, it happens. It’s unfortunate. But this has brought about talk about there being an Oscar curse for women who win [...]
White People Shit Alert: Code Black!
Why is it everytime somethin happens to us, white people try to swoop in and play Captain-Save-A-Negro? And as we know, everytime they do that shit they got some fuckin ulterior motives! (Slavery anyone?) Well, now ten dumb as fuck individuals from Idaho, who got bored as hell peelin potatoes everyday decided to head to [...]
WTF Moment of the Day
A teacher cut a young sista’s braids because she kept playing with her hair in class. What The Fuck?! After the young girl’s mother confronted the teacher, she said she was frustrated in class and that is why she did it. But the teacher is still in the classroom! This is some unbelievable shit! How [...]
Aint That About A Bitch?
A man deserted his wife after he won the lottery. I wish a mothafucka would! He apparently disconnected his phone and the t.v. so that she wouldn’t know he won $19 million. She Googled his name and found out the truth but he dipped! This mothafucka is sittin in the Dominican Republic sippin on pina [...]