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Movie Review: The Expendables

So take the biggest action stars in the world, put together a ridiculous story, add some comedic lines in the midst of absolute unbelievable fluff and an even more ridiculous plot and you have the summer fun flick The Expendables. This is not an Academy Award winning film. This is a film about killin mothafuckas [...]

Movie Review: Eat, Pray, Love

So, during my extended break, (Sorry again!) I went to the movies, several times. One of the flicks I saw was the Julia Roberts fueled Eat, Pray, Love. And here is my review: If you want to sit in a movie for two and a half hours and be bored out of your fuckin mind, [...]

Movie Review: Despicable Me

So, I kept hearing things about this movie, that it was like funnier than watching drunk people, so I went to check it out. And let me start by saying, the bad thing about going to see a kids movie, is that kids are at the theater when you see them. Trust. I watched them [...]

Movie Review: Inception

So, take The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, Minority Report, The Terminator, Fight Club, Memento or any movie where things aren’t what they seem or you’re trying to figure out what’s really going on and you take the best parts of these movies and you have Christopher Nolan’s ingenious creation Inception. So, after all of the [...]

Movie Review: The Karate Kid

Yeah, I know it’s late because this movie has been out forever. I had to wait until it went to the dollar theater….and then I copped it on bootleg. But whatever. So, people have actually been raving about this movie. It even got a 69% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. So of course, I’m anticipating a [...]

Movie Review: Predators

Now, you may want to start judging me but don’t because I’m about to explain to you exactly why the Predators are so sexy. These mothafuckas are deadly as hell! Lethal is always sexy. See, that build! Them cuts. Them dreds! Yeah, think about it…You know you feel me. If it wasn’t for that interspecies [...]

Movie Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

As promised, here is my review of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Now you know I hated the last one. New Moon was like that one retarded cousin you can’t get out of your head. The one you feel sorry for but you can’t do anything about. Feel me? Well, the premise of Eclipse is that [...]

Movie Review: Toy Story 3

I’ve waited eleven years for this movie. Toy Story is synonymous with my growing up and the third chapter of what I imagine won’t be the last did not fail me. It’s always a fear that the third movie of a series is going to be garbage but I’m going to gout out on a [...]

DVD Review: An American Crime & The Girl Next Door

Now when I write The Girl Next Door, I’m not talkin about the one with the porn star. That stupid shit was a waste of time. But the reason this is two in one is because it’s dealing with the same sort of storyline. Based off a true story. And you know how I like [...]

This Is Why Hollywood Keeps Remakin Shit

A whole lot of all went to got see The Karate Kid, starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan. That movie made $56 million at the box office, double the amount of another remake that came out this weekend, The A-Team, which looks too dumb to even bother mentioning. Early reviews say that The Karate Kid [...]