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Auto Sales Suffer Worst August In Nearly 30 Years!

Well duh! Yall didn’t really think the “Cash For Clunkers” hype was gonna last forever did you? That’s what happens when you give temporary solutions to permanent problems. You get fucked! Dumbasses!

Obama Stated That New Orleans Is Coming Back!

What he failed to mention is that it’s whiter than ever!

Question of the Day

Have you noticed how the news keeps going on about how 1 in 5 Americans are under the impression that Obama is a Muslim when he’s not? That’s not the question Ima ask. The question Ima ask, is why is it so important for him to prove that he isn’t? He’s exhausted all sorts of [...]

Iraq Exit Strategy

C’mon, you don’t really believe this is the end do you? Don’t be so naive. Besides, what kind of imperialist nation would America be if we didn’t go fuck someone else’s country up? Iran are you listening? Venezuela? Palestine? North Korea? America, specializing in striking first, takin all yo shit and then asking questions later [...]

Doug Heffernan Is A Supreme Court Justice

Kevin James’ twin, Elena Kagan, got confirmed to the Supreme Court. Yes, let’s forget that we don’t know a got damn thing about this broad but she’ll be making decisions on behalf of all of us. This is just so gosh darn wonderful. Yet, another superb decision made by the suspect sellout known as President [...]

Niggas Everywhere Are Cheering

Over some got damn foolishness! President Obama signed a bill reducing the disparity between the sentencing for crack cocaine and powder cocaine. Folks are going as far as to say that this shit is a Civil Rights victory! Now is the disparity between the sentencing for powder and crack cocaine wrong? Yes. Very much so [...]

WTF Moment of the Day

President Obama has decided to go to sit down with the ladies of The View instead of speaking at the 100th Anniversary of the Boy Scouts of America. What The Fuck?! This is one Hollywood Ass President! His new nickname is HAP©! Now, don’t get me wrong. Boy Scouts be on some bullshit but how [...]

Well Aint This Somethin?

Remember the issue with forced to resign Shirley Sherrod I mentioned yesterday? Well, guess who pressured her into resigning? None other than your precious “messiah’s” administration. The Obama Administration called her four times asking her to step down stemming from somethin she did damn near twenty-five years ago. Does this mean we can ask this [...]

Obama Poll Numbers Drop

Does this mean that yall have stopped bein some suckas? I doubt it…Americans love to remain stupid as a collective. He’ll give some speech where he don’t say a damn thing and then they’ll go right back up. For now though, sixty percent of American voters polled say they lack faith in Obama. Well, maybe [...]

Obama Is Tryin To Make You Feel Better…

For not having adequate health care. So, his administration has released to the AP that approximately one million Americans will start to be put under his bullshit, vague ass health care “reform.” However, what they fail to tell you is that this won’t start until November of next year at the earliest. Believe me, I’ve [...]