Archive for the "Beyonce" Category

Beyonce Criticism

So I’ve been asked to explain why I’m so critical of Beyonce. First of all, I don’t owe anybody shit, this is my blog and Ima say whatever thafuck I want to about anybody. I even talk about my mama! Shit, if I talk about my mama like a dog (Not always but sometimes, love [...]

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Oh Lordy…

This is Beyonce’s new video. Now as someone who has been a fan of Beyonce’s music since she entered the scene, tell me she isn’t going downhill, quickly! Like an outĀ  of control skier in the Alps about to crash into a tree. It’s like with each new turn, her shit is getting more and [...]

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Really Bey?

I know you are all thingsĀ  Baphomet and Illuminati and shit but get a mind of your own already! Beyonce allegedly got a “Brooklyn” tattoo on her hand. Um, bitch yo ass is from Houston, Texas! I know you done lost all other sense but you can’t remember that much? Shit, yo mind really is [...]

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Correlations

Look at what she’s throwing up: Doesn’t that look familiar? And…. This too. And again… Doesn’t it all look like this? His name is Baphomet… Are you still insisting upon being in denial? These mothafuckas are SUSPECT!

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Correlations

I really think this might start being a little segment. Let me think on it. But, this is what I have to say. Beyonce is to being 28 as Oprah is to being poor! That ho aint no damn 28! I need to see a birth certificate. She at least 34! Remember how she wouldn’t [...]

A Bunch Of Yall Wanna Smell Like Bey..

Remember I mentioned Beyonce’s new perfume? Well, some of yall wanted so much to smell like her, yall made her shit the top selling one at Macy’s. In the last month she’s sold $3 million worth of her fragrance Heat. Okay, maybe it’s just me but who wanna smell like some other ho that much? [...]

WTF Moment of the Day

This shit got Michael Jackson worthy like world premiere music video type attention. What The Fuck? The Illuminati aint no joke, they run some shit! This broad aint shit but you can’t tell the mindless nothin like that! Beyonce must be returning the favor, after the atrocious shit she put together with Gaga in it. [...]

Question of the Day

Why in the hell does everybody have a fuckin fragrance out? Do somethin new! Make like a bra collection or a line of luxury cotton panydrawls! Shit! So Beyonce got this new perfume called Heat. And tell me why her actin is even bad in the damn commercial? They musta gave her free reign. She [...]

Did You Watch The Grammys?

As I said last week, I wouldn’t and didn’t. I don’t support the bullshit fake ass music industry. Anyways, apparently folks are pissed that Taylor Swift beat Beyonce for Album of the Year. Ah thafuck well! Beyonce will live! She’s mad as all fuckin hell but she’ll live! Watch her pull that wig off and [...]

The Rumor Mill…

Bossip is reporting that Tina Knowles filed for divorce from Matthew Knowles last month. This apparently happened a month after love child rumors came out about Matthew. Shit, who aint know Matthew Knowles was cheating? If yall remember correctly, I done told yall that Kelly Rowland is his daughter! Here’s a refresher. I hope Tina [...]