More Floridian Fuckery
I keep telling you about Florida. That’s why they are Number 1 in our Top 5 Dumbass States List.
Well, in Florida, no surprise there, a woman caused a car accident because for whatever dumb as fuck reason she decided that her time driving would be better served shaving her bikini line as opposed to watching the road.
This tells me two possible things…She was either a ho goin to meet a trick. Or she was goin to the coochie doctor and didn’t want to be humiliated by having the Amazon in her panty drawls!
And as you read the article, you see it’s the former. “Boyfriend?” Yeah, right.