It’s Jada’s Birthday!
I know yall know who Jada is! That bitch can go by one name now! We all know her! Doesn’t even have to add the ‘Smith’ to the end anymore. She’s climbed that ladder and now she’s simply profitin off of the fruits of her gold diggin…I mean labor! And I’m sure you all can appreciate and remember that fuckin cinematic masterpiece she starred in, Woo!
Let’s give a birthday shout out to gold diggers everywhere who are the beards of down low men across the country! Jada is currently in China ‘producing’ the Karate Kid remake, Kung Fu Kid with her son who she’s tryin to set up to supply her monetary needs once Will finally comes out the closet!
Yes, I can already see your emails now. “Jada is great and real!” “Will aint gay!” Yeah, bullshit on all of that!