More Fuckery In Florida

These mothafuckas just don’t quit! They can’t seem to help themselves one little bit!
A woman faked her own abduction in an extortion attempt. Now, I realize it’s a recession in this bitch and we all gotta get our recession hustle on! But the best type of hustle is one where yo ass don’t get caught!
This bitch and her boyfriend got caught!
They obviously don’t know how to hustle!
Mind you this bitch was married and she did all this in cohoots with her man on the side! By the looks of them, you can see they graduated from Devry with degrees in Criminal Mastery.
The reason this definitely falls under the Dumbass States guise is not only did this bitch get caught but her husband is fuckin loaded! The mothafucka is rich and she was cheatin on his ass and tryin to leave him for someone poor?! Bitch you stupid!
I feel it, yo side boo needed his recession hustle but yo ass didn’t! You coulda just emptied dude’s bank account and fled but naw, yall dumbasses had to make shit complicated! Best believe when I leave my rich husband, it’s gon be on some intricate, CIA type shit! And my ass aint gon get caught!
White people for whatever reason lack some serious common sense!
Thanks to K.G. for the link!