WTF Moment of the Day

Lodged in Lung

A doctor dislodged 1/4th of a fuckin Wendy’s utensil from a man’s lung! What The Fuck? Was the shit that good? Was it the first time yo ass ate in weeks or somethin? How the fuck do you swallow 1/4th of an utensil and not feel that shit goin down?

This mothafucka is tryin to lie and say he inhaled it nearly two years ago when drinkin a soda. BITCH PLEASE! That shit is an inch long and too wide to fit inside a straw! And even if you were drinkin it, you’d notice it unless yo ass is just used to swallowin ice, which don’t nobody do! Stop bullshittin and tell the fuckin truth!

Yo ass was fuckin killin that $.99 chilli!