FAQS
Why don’t you like Obama?
I don’t like Obama cuz that “yessa massa house nigga” is crazy! He aint did or done nothin to or for us except get us into more and more debt. He aint no kinds of change and never has been. He’s just a different color face in the same fuckin establishment. He don’t and never has gave a damn about Black folks.
Do you believe in God?
Yes. I do believe in God.
Why don’t you like Ciara or Rihanna? (From two different people but I combined them.)
Because they represent what’s wrong with the music industry. It used to be that for Black folks to make it, our asses had to have hella talent. And these two broads aint shit! Ciara needs to find her own identity and Rihanna aint nothin but Jay-Z’s sideline ho.
How do I know if my boyfriend is cheating or not?
If you have to ask, then you already know.
You bad mouth Angelina Jolie and she’s done a lot of good, so why do you give her such a hard time?
A lot of good? Oh really? What has that bitch done but be crazy? When has crazy ever helped a damn bit of somebody?
Why do you hate white people?
I assure you, I do not hate white people. However, the white ran media puts nothing out there but negatives about people of color and I like to counteract that. Also, I have issue with anybody who doesn’t take responsibility for their actions. And white people have a habit of doing just that.
Why won’t you leave Chris Brown alone? He said he’s sorry and Rihanna probably deserved it.
First of all, get off his adolescent, jello nuts! Secondly, how can someone deserve being damn near strangled to death when they aint brought no harm to you or someone close to you? As I mentioned above, I aint fond of that ho but this bitchmade little boy is a punk! He aint mean that apology. This mothafucka been runnin around and kickin it since the shit happened. I’m all for givin folks second chances. But he has to actually make an effort to do right and be sincere. And this niglet aint doin that!
Are you ever going to get a Twitter?
Fuck no! How many times do I have to tell yall I hate that fuckin shit! And I don’t need every Tom, Dick and Raheem up in my business! Shit!
Why do you use so much slang and cursing?
I write how I talk. Can I speak properly? Yes. But why should I have to? I want to say what I want to say and how I want to say it.
What do you think of Twilight?
I aint gonna lie. I love that shit. But I can’t look too into the juvenile, repetitve writing. Edward and Bella fa damn sho aint Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. Let’s put it that way. If I don’t think about it too much, then it’s great. When I think about it too much then I’m not impressed.
What are your favorite shows to watch on t.v?
Why the fuck does it matter? But if you must know. The Boondocks, Law & Order: SVU, Dexter, True Blood, Smallville, CSI: Miami, Cold Case Files, American Justic, Intervention…Shit like that. I like forensics and shit.
You did a post about “Cheating,” do you tell your friends if they’re being cheated on or not?
I think I mentioned this in that post. Anyways, it depends on the friend. If it’s someone who can handle the truth, then yes. If it’s someone who can’t. Then no. I’m not gonna waste my time even tryin to tell they ass.
I got one friend who’s been cheated on repeatedly and I know if I said somethin, they wouldn’t even believe me. Not cuz I don’t keep it real, cuz yall know I do. But because they don’t want to believe it and they got others who indulge that shit. Ima tell folks the truth and if they don’t want to hear the truth, they don’t come to my ass. That way broads don’t feel like they gave up the pussy in vain and dudes don’t want to look plain ol stupid. To put it lightly, some folks would be best served by lookin up the Perils of Stupid Women vs. Stupid Men series I’ve done.
Because some folks are just determined to look and be stupid as hell! And that’s what happens when you surround yourself with folks who don’t want to keep it real. Who only want to say shit to you that you want to hear all the time. To me that shit gets old as fuck. Tell my ass the truth!
Do you believe AIDS was man made?
Hell Yeah!
Why don’t you believe in love?
Why do you?
Are you on Facebook?
Yes, I am and yo ass knows that so why are you writin it? LOL
I’m on the east coast, why don’t you post earlier for folks out here? You used to
Shit, is you gonna pay Comcast? I get to it when I get to it. But I’ll try. Maybe.
What do you think about Mike Vick?
I’m a dog lover. So I feel what he did was wrong. But I think that mothafuckas overreacted with that shit! He served his time, move the fuck on. Folks are actin like dogs are people and they aint. This man done lost his career and shit over this. I’m glad he finally has been given a chance again. It shoulda been with the ‘Boys but whatever.
What are the Top 5 Dumbass States?
This is a list compiled by myself of the states that seem to make the news with the most fuckery happening within them. As of now, this is the list in order. However, it can be changed based on the increased fuckery of another state.
1) Florida
2) Oregon
3) Texas
4) Michigan
5) Arizona-NEW ENTRY