L’Oreal Done Fucked Up Now!
French Police have raided the home of L’Oreal heiress Liliane Bettencourt cuz she been “allegedly” given every powerful person in France cash. Damn, I wish I was in France right now, I could use some cash, shit! Pay me off and I aint gon be like them other suckas and snitch! The bitch who told [...]
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Hot Damn!
See, we need to be like these white folks and get this money. That dude who owns Facebook is gettin bank! Bill Gates, Oprah (she’s white on the inside.) Now Disney has sold film studio Miramax for over $660 million! Damn! See, we need our own shit, our own money and our own wealth cuz [...]
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Surprise, Surprise
“Actress” Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in rehab for bein an entitled, drunk, basehead bitch. I’m surprised the judge actually sentenced her. Especially, since right before court, she had some work done and got her tear ducts frozen. She managed to force out a tad bit [...]
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Linday Loahan Is Due In Court Today
The ultimate crackie jump off, Lindsay Lohan, has to face a judge today for violating her probation. Hopefully the judge throws the book at her but I doubt she will, because this bitch is famous and white. If it were me, I’d be serving sentences consecutively. P.S. Damn she looks horrible in that picture! The [...]
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
I will be seeing it today with a movie review to follow. If it is remotely like that garbage ass extraordinaire New Moon, I will curse this entire series and conduct a book and DVD burning in the middle of town, trust!
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Perez Hilton’s Legal Trouble
Thee Blogger Perez Hilton is facin allegations of child pornography. Apparently he showed Miley Cyrus’ nani in a photo cuz the bitch decided for whatever reason not to be wearin no drawls that day. What I tell yall about these Disney hos? Perez, dumb move. Yeah, her little fast ass is 17 but that’s still [...]
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And Why Isn’t She In Jail Yet?
Because she famous and white. ***Sidebar***I woulda said rich but this bitch aint got a dime! All her money went to coke, booze and payin the paparazzi to take her skanch ass picture.*** Let’s be honest here. Lindsay Lohan was ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet by the courts because she violated the terms of [...]
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Looks Like Them Ugly Shits Is Good For Somethin
A three year old boy was saved from electric shock by wearing Crocs. I’m sure 82% of white folks out there believe the real reason is good ol’ white perseverance but I’m sure the rest of yall can rightfully attribute it to the rubber in the shoe. I would have posted his picture but we [...]
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The Gores Split
Al and Tipper Gore announced their plans to divorce yesterday. Seriously, is anyone surprised by this news? I’m only surprised it didn’t happen sooner. Al Gore is the absolute most boring man alive! I feel Tipper’s pain. She was tryin to have romantic times and this fool’s ideal of sexy talk is speakin on global [...]
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Lock This Broad Up!
Now if I were some drunken, crackhead runnin around, I’d get tossed in the slammer. But this bitch! This bitch right here can run around without consequences! Now, I aint sayin it’s cuz she’s rich. This bitch aint had a job in forever. But because her ass is white she can do shit like this [...]
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