Fired For Fuckin!
Now you know this shit could only take place in Florida. The number one state on our Top 5 Dumbass States List. By the title, you should have known it was gonna be in Florida. Florida, the Fuckery Capital of the World! They should start sellin shirts that say that. It would put Disney World [...]
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Floridian Fuckery Is Afoot!
The former Florida GOP Chairman was arrested for unknown charges. This is media code for sex related. And by the look of that mugshot, I’d say it was in the realm of pedophilia. But that’s jut a guess. This is why Florida is sitting comfortably atop our Top Five Dumbass States List. Because no one [...]
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More Floridian Fuckery!
I’ve missed this, Ima be honest with you. Two Floridian women are facing charges for pulling a stun gun out on a Wendy’s employee and chasing them when they fucked up her order. Wow, tell me you didn’t miss this shit too?! Only in Florida! That state is straight fuckery certified. They should get an [...]
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More From Florida
When I tell yall there is a good reason Florida sits atop the Top 5 Dumbass States List, yall should know it’s fa reals. A former middle school teacher has plead guilty for having sex with her students. The boys were aged 14 and 16. What is with this? I swear Mary Kay Letourneau opened [...]
More Floridian Fuckery
I keep telling you about Florida. That’s why they are Number 1 in our Top 5 Dumbass States List. Well, in Florida, no surprise there, a woman caused a car accident because for whatever dumb as fuck reason she decided that her time driving would be better served shaving her bikini line as opposed to [...]
WTF Moment of the Day
Remember this story? After an argument over video games a young man was doused with alcohol and set on fire. Well, one of the individuals accused of being involved with it has been set free. What The Fuck?! I don’t care if he was 13 or not! All them little bastards should be tried as [...]
Been Awhile Since We Had One Of These…
Actually, I take that back. That one crazy bitch killin that nine year old fell under this category. Them bad ass, need to be whooped, raggedy ass kids that we have in this generation. Here’s another one. A teen in Florida (Is anyone surprised by this any more?) attacked his father for snoring too loudly. [...]
Thanksgiving Day Massacre
The man in Florida (Who woulda thunk it?) that killed his family after Thanksgiving dinner last week had apparently been waiting 20 years to do it. Paul Michael Merhige,shot everyone including his six year old cousin and pregnant sister. And of course this is not being heavily covered because he wasn’t a nigger who allegedly [...]
Dumbass of the Day
And yall know this mothafucka came from Florida. I don’t even have to say the shit anymore, yall should just know by now these folks come from one of the five states on our list. This dumb as a lice infected Indian hairpiece mothafucka ran out of cell phone minutes and since his ass was [...]
More Fuckery In Florida
These mothafuckas just don’t quit! They can’t seem to help themselves one little bit! A woman faked her own abduction in an extortion attempt. Now, I realize it’s a recession in this bitch and we all gotta get our recession hustle on! But the best type of hustle is one where yo ass don’t get [...]