Burger King Has Been Bought!
3G Capital has purchased the second rate place fast food chain for a cool $4 Billion. Yes, that’s billion with a ‘B.’ Now, I know the question you’re asking: Who is 3G Capital? I have no idea. But obviously it’s not a Recession In This Bitch for them! Damn, who just has $4 Billion to [...]
Hot Damn!
See, we need to be like these white folks and get this money. That dude who owns Facebook is gettin bank! Bill Gates, Oprah (she’s white on the inside.) Now Disney has sold film studio Miramax for over $660 million! Damn! See, we need our own shit, our own money and our own wealth cuz [...]
Another Expensive Ass Study Done By White Folks
A new study done by white folks who lack the common sense to figure out simple answers on their own states that there is a link between processed foods and depression. By processed foods, I mean anything that friend and shit like that. Well duh! Who doesn’t know that processed food leads to depression? The [...]