Movie Review: Bad Teacher
Went to see Bad Teacher this weekend starring Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake (cringe) and Jason Segel. Based on the previews, this movie looked hilarious. It looked like the type of movie I would enjoy considering my distaste for all things adolescent. However, as with many movies, all of the funny parts were in the preview. [...]
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Movie Review: No Strings Attached
I know. You’re thinking, why would I even go see this movie. Trust me, it wasn’t my choice. The premise is that two friends decide they only want to be fuck-a-friends, yet one ends up falling in love. (Of course they do.) This movie was boring, corny, pretentious, predictable and irritating. And they tried so [...]
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Las Vegas Part Deux
Okay, so, the next time I say I’m not going anywhere again, yall need to remind me as to why I said it in the first place. Yall remember my summer trip to Las Vegas a few months ago? Well, a friend of mine dragged me there again for NYE. Now remember I said I [...]
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Thank You Las Vegas!
Yes, I was in Vegas. Annual trip. Much thanks to “Sophia” for holding it down for me! It is greatly, greatly appreciated! However, I owe a huge thank you to the city of Las Vegas for ensuring that I more than likely won’t be going there again unless the good Lord intends it! If you [...]
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Apple’s At It Again
Yall know I don’t fuck with Apple products. But corporate giant and all around little man ass fucker, Wal-Mart has slashed the prices of the iPhone by half, showing that a new iPhone is coming out. Which means all yall suckas with the old one got some obsolete shit! See, that’s why I don’t get [...]
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Earth Day
So, it’s Earth Day and we are supposed to love the environment and shit but let me be real: I could give a fuck about Earth Day. Let me tell you why. Cuz everyone is goin on and on about savin the environment for the future generations and whatnot but what difference does savin the [...]
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Comcast Is Goin To Continue To Fuck You Over!
That’s exactly why my ass switched to Directv! A new report shows that as the demand for cable based shows, and cable availability goes up, so will the price. On average, cable users pay $75 per month! Tell yo cable company to eat a dick and switch to satellite! You even have to pay for [...]
Movie Review: The Twilight Saga New Moon
So, many of you know I have been eagerly and I mean EAGERLY anticipating this film. Watching the first one caused me to read the series (repeatedly) so this one I was beyond ready for. Here is my take on it, and I won’t give anything away because I know many of you have not [...]