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Teen Birth Rates Drop To 70 Year Low

  Damn, based upon the presence of such shows MTV’s 16 and Pregnant and Maury, you wouldn’t think so. Well, it’s good to know that teenage hos are using condoms….Or abortion clinics fervently. I really don’t have much else to say on the subject. Young girls are still being raised to value a man’s opinions [...]

WTF Moment of the Day

A third grade teacher in Louisiana has been fired when it was revealed that two of her students engaged in oral sex under a desk. WHAT THE FUCK?! I’m sorry but third graders are 8 or 9 years old. How in the hell do they even know what oral sex is? And why wasn’t this [...]

This Little Demon Got Life In Prison

Unfortunately, she has the possibility of parole. But if you’ve followed the case at all, she’s a sociopath. Alyssa Bustamante plead guilty for stabbing, slitting the throat and strangling her nine year old neighbor. She killed the little girl because she said she wanted to know how it felt to kill someone. She led police [...]

Back Of Plane= Baby Ghettos?

I kid you not, that’s what, these (white) parents are calling it for them to be sent to the back of the plane while their brats scream throughout the duration of your red eye flight. Some airlines have begun instituting policies that cause parents with screaming children to go to the back of the plane [...]

WTF Moment of the Day

A ten year old has been arrested and charged with a felony for allegedly attacking and threatening her teacher for taking her Halloween candy. What The Fuck?! Yes, if this child did indeed do what she’s been accused of, it’s disturbing. However, I thought it was illegal to show the mugshot of criminals who were [...]

Teacher Suspended For Referring To Students As “Future Criminals”

Now, I get the racial connotations of her comments. I do. But as someone who adamantly believes in beating the hell outta bad kids, maybe she was right. She just shouldn’t have said it! And, trust, I know her own racism was behind her blog comments. Shit, so that’s why everybody keeps telling me I [...]

These Are Folks After My Own Heart

There is a ‘No Kids Allowed’ movement spreading throughout movie theaters, restaurants, hotels and airlines. Okay, where is this Utopia and how can I get there?! Yall know I don’t fuck with kids! I’m not gonna be infecting my uterus with a parasite ever! I’m coo. You aint gon hear about me catchin a case [...]

Teen Births Down, Drug Use Up

Well, I’m sure people of color are going to be blamed somehow for this, we usually are. Anyways, a new study done by white folks has found that teen birthrates have declined however young ass kids are using drugs earlier. Of course they are. Because if they aren’t fucking, what else is there to do? [...]

I Was Praying This Wasn’t One Of Us

And since they didn’t mention a name or show his image in the video….I knew it wasn’t. Cuz for a minute there I was scared we had another hoot rat-esque Latarian Milton on our hands…. I also knew this wasn’t one of us because of how they painted the picture. “He just wanted to see [...]

CNN Gives Bad Advice Again

They’ve posted an article about how to win over a stubborn child. They talk about being sneaky, giving them games to play, playing the ‘helper’ card and thinking positively. I say that the best way to win over a stubborn child who does not want to do what they are told is to BEAT THEY [...]