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Beyonce Named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman

I am not surprised by this choice. I don’t think anybody is. It’s not as if Beyonce isn’t beautiful. She is. But even me stating that is guarded because Beyonce does everything in her power to appeal to a European standard of beauty. Beyonce, with her light skin and long hair. Last year the selected [...]

Beyonce Stans, Keri Hilson and the Fantasia Flailing Arms

I was led to write about this due to a conversation I was involved in on Facebook last night. If you didn’t know, Beyonce stans (remember the definition of a stan) absolutely HATE Keri Hilson. See how I had to bold, italicize and underline hate? It’s real in these streets. So real. And why do [...]

The Mind of Beyonce Fanatics

This is a real encounter. This has not been fabricated in any way. Everything remains the same, nothing has been altered. The names have been changed to protect the idiotic. You wanna know why hos is runnin shit and women have lost the esteemed power of the pussy? This will explain it all to you [...]

Beyophomet Was Born Naturally…

I’m sure she was….She just didn’t emerge from Beyonce’s coochie. The coochie she emerged from was leased, by some formerly poor immigrant more than likely. I mean, for real people. If you’ve ever been pregnant or have been around anyone pregnant you KNOW she wasn’t. And folks are still excusing it and she knows you [...]

Baby Beyophomet Is Born

Whoever Beyonce and Jay-Z  paid buku money to to carry ‘their’ child has delivered. The internet was buzzing last night as the news spread. I found out because my Facebook Newsfeed lit up with idiots who acted as tho the baby sprung from their own loins. Oh joy. Jay-Z’s sideline ho, Rihanna, confirmed the news [...]

Matthew Knowles’ Being Whitelisted

Now, it’s not like he doesn’t know his daughter and son-in-law have a preference for Satan. He knew that before he cheated on his enabler ex-wife and produced a love child. He’s known for quite some time. But when you’re out, you’re out! And him getting found out for his infidelity and then getting fired [...]

‘That Bitch Lyin!’- The Beyonce Pregnancy Edition

Remember when Riley said that on The Boondocks? ***Sidebar***Aaron McGruder, can you please start producing new episodes sooner? Is there any way the process can be sped up? I’m dying over here!*** Well, I’m not gonna lie to y’all, I’m now one of them. Yes, one of the folks who believe Beyonce is faking this [...]

My True Feelings On Baby Beyophomet

So many of y’all wanted more than a news brief on this shit so here you go: At this point I’m just prayin that the baby don’t come out lookin like Bullwinkle cuz between the daddy’s face and the mama’s ears (bitch got some big ass ears). Aint no tellin! We know these folks worship [...]

If You Hide It In Plain Sight People Will Not See It

Beyonce’s new video for the song “1+1″ debuted yesterday and in it, she paid homage to her homie Baphomet. Someone asked me yesterday why I no longer fuck with her. This shit is why. Starting at around the 3:28 mark in the video on toward the end you see the Baphomet image repeatedly. That in [...]

Jay-Z, Shut ThaFuck Up!

Jay-Z, the fifty year old rapper who has sold his soul in an effort to remain relevant, has declared that his demon possessed mail order bride Beyonce is the second coming of Michael Jackson. First of all, let’s examine the phrase, “second coming” being spoken by Jay-Z. That’s some coded ass language. Anyways, I’m sorry [...]