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This Little Demon Got Life In Prison

Unfortunately, she has the possibility of parole. But if you’ve followed the case at all, she’s a sociopath. Alyssa Bustamante plead guilty for stabbing, slitting the throat and strangling her nine year old neighbor. She killed the little girl because she said she wanted to know how it felt to kill someone. She led police [...]

Dumbass of the Day

A 20 year old Florida man (of course he’s from Florida) had sex with a 14 year old girl and posted the video he mad of the encounter on Facebook. There is so much wrong here…Where to start? First off, negro, are you serious? A fourteen year old? What you thought since R. Kelly got [...]

Michele Bachmann Threw In The Towel

Damn, too bad. She was a rare bright spot on the presidential ticket. I mean, her racism, homophobia and overall stupidity was nearly unparalleled. She could only be outdone by the, Queen of All Idiocy herself, Sarah Palin. This really tears me up inside because I just feel that Michele Bachmann is the mosquito bite [...]

Corny People Are Runnin Amok!

You ever feel like you’re surrounding by corniness? Sometimes I feel like that. When I was in college, I used to always call people out for being fake and folks got pissed at me for doing that. Why? Because it’s a touchy subject. You woulda thought I was white and calling someone a nigger by [...]

Baby Mama Niggerdom

This right here is a hood love story that just isn’t appreciated as it should be. Theresa Monique Jefferson (Any relation to Thomas? Probably.) has been arrested for pouring a concoction of bleach and Pine-Sol on her baby daddy’s girlfriend. And who says hood love ended with Yvette and Jodie? This broad right here is [...]

A Former Black Harvard Student Gets 3 Years For Homicide Involvement

Let me just start by saying, stupid bitches irk me! And yes, I don’t care if she went to Harvard, she suffers from a severe case of Stupid Bitch Syndrome ©. See, Stupid Bitch Syndrome © as defined by the S-DUB Scientific Terminology Dictionary is as follows: Stupid Bitch Syndrome- <stu-pid, b-it-ch, sin-drohm> noun 1. [...]

Floyd, You’re A Bitch!

So, I didn’t watch the Floyd Mayweather-Victor Ortiz fight. I had better things to do (like watch my Buckeyes lose to an unranked team..Grrr). But my Facebook Newsfeed sure as hell blew thafuck up with messages of victory and praise. Then I watched the shit myself and I have to say…Really? This is what folks [...]

Fuck You Irene!

Let me start by saying you was a pussy ass hurricane anyways. You ain’t had shit on Katrina’s ass! That bitch came thru like a drunk ass hood rat and fucked up everybody’s good time at the party! Yo ass just came thru like a thirsty ho and irritated the hell outta everyone! Yo corny [...]

Verizon Employees Quit This Bitch!

45,000 Verizon employees on the East coast went on strike as union talks failed. And I’m not gonna cheapen this post by inserting some corny ass ‘Can you hear my now?’ joke into it. That shit was played out when it first came out. Hated that dude. Anyways, Verizon apparently is doing to its employees [...]

Exactly Why I Don’t Help People!

An Oakland, CA man was shot in the head as he and his family were trying to give a homeless man a meal. His wife and step child were also hit with bullets. Someone really pulled a drive by on a family feeding the homeless? Sorry but that individual(s) is a bitch! See, remember when [...]