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This Is Fuck Up Yo Husband Week…

…and nobody told me! A 58 year old Floridian woman in the process of parking her car, “accidentally” hit the gas pedal instead running over her 91 year old husband! Hmmm…Do we even have to mention how this was in Florida? Because we already know on what list that state is on, don’t we? Well, [...]

Double Standards Are A Bitch!

So everyone is talking about how devastating it is for that crazy bitch to have cut off her husband’s dick. Which, I agree, it’s tragic and sad that he’s walking around dickless and such. Yada, yada yada. However, the issue I have is that this story has captured the attention of the nation and folks [...]

The Ultimate ‘Fuck You!’

have you ever wanted to tell a man, “Fuck you and everything you stand for!”? Well, you could do what this broad did. She drugged her husband, tied his ass up, cut off his dick, tossed it in the garbage disposal and flipped the switch! Yikes! See, I don’t know what this mothafucka did but [...]

This Dumb Bitch!

Michele Bachmann, you know that dumbass bitch tryin to run for president and knowin this country and the slow minded individuals within it, she could win. Anyways, this ho signed a pledge that said that Black children were better under slavery than they are now. See, you know, I aint even mad at this bitch. [...]

Folks Is Mad At Chris Brown Again

I swear, folks stay mad at this fool. And real talk, it’s his own fault! I’m sick of folks defending his dumb ass saying shit like, ‘He’s a target.’ ‘They keep going after him.’ ‘Everyone’s just a hater and won’t let him be.’ Naw yall! Chris Brown is a fuckin idiot and a bitch! He’s [...]

Facebook Is A Bitch!

The more I use this site and hear about it, the more I believe in just how accurate the portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg was in The Social Network. It has come out that Facebook has been busted in a smear campaign of Google. Who hates on Google? Seriously? Their goal was to plant false stories [...]

Reggie Bush, Bitchmade!

So, is there something in the water? Because an awful lot of folks have been avidly practicing the art of Bitchism!© Yesterday was the first round of the NFL Draft (BTW, how weak was that?!) Anyways, after the New Orleans Saints drafted Alabama Running Back Mark Ingram, Reggie Bush tweeted the following:  “It’s been fun [...]

Facebook Depression

Yeah, I can’t make this shit up! See, I got off Facebook because it was too damn time consuming and lacked all sorts of privacy. I got back on out of boredom. But now, doctors are warning parents about the harmfulness of Facebook Depression for teens who feel they don’t measure up. Let me just [...]

Chris Brown, Forever, BITCH MADE

So, Chris Brown has once again shown his true colors. He sat down with Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts today to promote the release of his new album entitled F.A.M.E. (Forgiving All My Enemies) When Robin questioned him about his past assault of Rihanna he attempted to change the subject. Afterward he went back to [...]

This Is Why He’s A Fuckin Idiot

Question. How do you describe this as a mishap? How is beatin the hell outta someone a mishap? This is why I named Chris Brown the Bitch of the Year in 2009 and he’s not trying to relinquish that title any time soon or at all really. Chris Brown has a new album coming out [...]