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TIME Magazine Breast Feeding Cover

I’ve been asked what I thought of this controversial cover that’s been out: Well, these are white folks…This is kinda what they do. You can’t really be surprised can you? After all of the shit we classify on this site as ‘white people shit’ and ‘typical white behavior’ are you really in shock over it [...]

Bodyguard Says Michael and Whitney Had a Fling

Well if this isn’t a case of , “you need more people” I don’t know what is. This is the same bodyguard who claims that he’s Blanket’s daddy. That, I actually believe more than this. I’m sorry but isn’t it rather convenient that this has “emerged” shortly after Whitney passes? Also, I strongly believe that [...]

E! Signs A $40 Million Deal With The Kardashians

Welp, I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. How about you? Because clearly it must be the end of the world! And despite how much people complain about these talentless, irritating hack ass raggedy hos, SOMEBODY is watching their damn shows and it sure as fuck aint me! So, you, the public are keeping these twats [...]

Obama Is Spying On You!

It has come to light that your dear old house nigga president has launched at least 63 spy drones into the atmosphere over the nation. The folks who have ownership over these drones? Both the military and various universities. In other words, products of the government. Between martial law being enacted without telling us, NDAA, [...]

Federal Aid Changes Will Prevent People From Going to and Completing School

If you’re a student, you’ve recently received a barrage of emails that look like this: Dear Student: “Over the last few months, Congress has enacted several laws that will change several major federal student aid programs and the ways in which they are administered at colleges and universities around the country. These serious changes will [...]

Norway Mass Murderer Blames Video Games

Particularly he blamed Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. He stated that he used the game to practice shooting. Well, the age old debate about the role video game violence has in real life has been brought up again. Personally, I played Modern Warfare 2 for around fifteen days or so (the game keeps track [...]

George Zimmerman Granted Bail

This is not remotely surprising to me. After all, it took how long to arrest him? I know some folks are mad that the bail was set at $150,000 and they think that’s too low. Yeah, it is but again, not surprising. I mean, do you all realize that I’d be surprised if he got [...]

North Korea Launches Rocket

Fortunately, that shit broke up in the atmosphere like it was made at Legoland. Or at least that’s what they want us to think. Of course the U.N (which is actually the U.S.) is furious that North Korea had the audacity to defy them. This is my thing, I don’t have an issue with North [...]

George Zimmerman To Be Charged. And?

Yall seem to forget that this is America. Being charged with a crime does not mean you’ll be convicted of  it or serve significant time. And he’s white? (I know he’s part Latino but his ass is white) Shit, yall negroes are lucky he even got charged. Too many of us are already doing a [...]

A Plane Crashed In One Of These Sites…Only One

Can you pick out which one it was? Mind you, one of the planes was supposed to be an F-18, the others were to be 737s Yeah….sure.