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Damn, I Love The Police!

Okay yeah, yall know that’s some bullshit. But peep this, a New York police officer planted cocaine in the car of a Black couple and it was caught on tape. See, you can’t buy this type of honest police work. These nigras are runnin around way too rampant! They all need to be locked up! [...]

12,000 Inmates To Be Released Due To Change In Crack Sentencing

If you recall, this is based off of the law passed last year that adjusted the disparity between crack cocaine and powder cocaine sentencing. It didn’t make it even. Why? Because white people still need to have that advantage. But it narrowed the gap considerably. Now, if you recall, I wrote about how both need [...]

Old People and Cocaine

Remember Granny Ya-Yo from a few weeks ago? Well, I think we just found her the perfect boo! An 87 year old man from Indiana has been caught with 104 bricks of that nostril ticklish©! Damn, remember when all old folks had to worry about was Medicaid and if you went to the corner store [...]

81 Year Old Woman Arrested For Selling Crack

An 81 year old woman was arrested for the second time this year for slangin that rock! It is a Recession In This Bitch indeed! Granny said disability wasn’t enough, she had to put rims on that ’82 Coup! And why she look hard as a mothafucka? Granny don’t play! She said she cuts bitches [...]

Um, Change Your Privacy Settings Immediately!

Mexican drug dealers are merkin people who talk about what they’re doing on Facebook and Twitter. See, be aware of who you allow to be your Facebook friend and what your privacy settings are. Twitter users, I believe in many ways that yall actually deserve to die so I have no warning for you. Especially [...]

Fuck The Police Pt. 50 Million!

A Philidelphia college student was severely beaten by the police because a potted plants of her fell out the window due to the wind hurricane Irene while they were interrogating someone. They beat her for no reason. These cops are gettin hella outta pocket. Skip that, they BEEN hella outta pocket! This is why when [...]

Betty Ford Dies

Yeah, well the bitch was 93, she wan’t gonna live forever. But thanks to her, folks got a place to go to get rid of the crackhead shakes… She started the Betty Ford Center after her own addiction issues. Hell, if I had to be a president’s wife, I’d probably hit the bottle too! But [...]

Way To Go Florida!

You continue to rightfully earn your place at the top of our Top 5 Dumbass States List! The governor of this dumbass state has signed a bill that would allow drug screening for welfare recipients. Never mind that folks who are on welfare are probably depressed as hell about their situation and may want to [...]

Not That She Wants To

First of all, who gave this ho an interview? Who in the hell wants to hear shit that she has to say? Anyways, now that venereal infection known as Paris Hilton is talkin about how she can never take her sex tape back. Bitch please! That sex tape made you who you are! Yo dumb [...]

WTF Moment of the Day

Marijuana State University has opened its doors to the public. What The Fuck?! This is a three hour course is designed to do exactly what you think it does, teach you the ins and outs of marijuana growth. It’s wonderful to see that our country men and women are dedicated to such service to the [...]