Weed Linked To Crazy
Well duh. An expensive ass study done by white folks has linked mental illness to kids who hit the blunt as young as twelve. Damn, who didn’t know doin drugs leads to crazy? I have some prime examples of crazy people in my life right now and they all do drugs. (I’m including folks who [...]
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Dumbass of the Day
Some very intelligence disabled individuals broke into the home of a woman and snatched two urns. Upon thinking they had scored some cocaine, they snorted that shit up only to find out that they had actually snorted up the remains of her father and her two great danes. Okay, let me start by saying that [...]
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News From The Food & Drug Administration…
Um, let’s just bask in the irony of the Food and Drug Administration for a moment. Anyways, they’ve decided to limit the amount of acetaminophen in prescription drugs. Um, okay. What about the over counter ones? You know the ones people take 3, 4 or 5 of at night to get rid of some chronic [...]
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Snow Everywhere!
Snow is in 49 of the 50 states. And by snow I don’t mean white people…or cocaine. Apparently everybody but Florida is trapped under a winter wonderland in some aspect. Interestingly enough, Florida is the #1 state on our Top 5 Dumbass States Lists. Coincidence? I think not!
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Dumbass of the Day
This is the new face of crime. And heavy drug abuse. Genaro Gabriel Hernandez was arrested in Indiana for possession of narcotics, dealing narcotics and for immigration violations. Um, homie, you are missin half of yo face! Now we all got ailments and shit but if you are that distinguishable, you SHOULD NOT be committin [...]
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Alcohol The New Drug Of Choice?
A new expensive ass study done shows that alcohol is worse for you than heroin and cocaine. ***Sidebar***The actually said crack but I aint puttin that shit up because we know who they are addressing when they make references to crack. It aint these white folks walking around with so much power on they face [...]
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Stay Strong My Latina Sista!
The only applicant to a Police Chief position of Guadalupe Distrito Bravo was a twenty year old student named Marisol Valles Garcia. Every other public figure has been killed by the drug cartels. She said she’s not going to focus on the drug trafficking issue but rather preventative measures in schools and neighborhoods. Well, good [...]
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Paris Hilton Will Not Go To Jail…
Because the UN-justice system sucks! This nasty broad copped a plea. Do you think you’d be able to cop a plea with that much cocaine on you? I know for a fact they wouldn’t let me go! So, how in the hell can she cop a plea that should have caused her to spend at [...]
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Las Vegas Police, Get Your Shit Together!
The Las Vegas jail admitting to treating Paris Hilton differently than the rest of the scum they have locked up in there. Of course she got out hours earlier than someone who would have been booked for the same crime. And you wonder why this privileged bitch is so smug about it all? They claim [...]
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WTF Moment of the Day
A four year old girl, named Marchella Pierce, was found dead in her Brooklyn, NY home and at the time of her death she only weighed fifteen pounds and her body showed obvious signs of abuse. What The Fuck?! Her mother, Carlotta Brett-Pierce has been charged with the murder. Now, you may wonder why this [...]
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