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Time For Another Rush Hour

It has been revealed that actor Chris Tucker owes $12 million in taxes. Gat damn! I probably won’t have that much money in a lifetime. Question: How does it become public knowledge how much someone owes in taxes? Is that public record or something? Cuz it just doesn’t seem right for all of somebody’s business [...]

Tyler Perry Says He’s Ready For A Wife And Kids

Let me preface this by saying:   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wheez*cough*hack*hack*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, sure, okay. Well Tyler, currently, gay people can get married in DC, New York, Washington, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, Massachusetts and New Hampshire. Just FYI…You know in case you don’t want to go the Tom Cruise route.

If You Knew Someone Had Just Died Where A Party Was To Be Held, Would You Still Go?

I have to ask because that’s exactly what folks from throughout the music industry did last night. Instead of the party being cancelled at the Beverly Hills Hilton where Whitney’s body was found, they still came out to party. Not in honor of Whitney’s memory but in honor of themselves and to garner more publicity. [...]

Twitter Dumb and Twitter Dumber

Well, the Grammy awards are coming up. You know that award show that actually used to mean something? They used to give it to people with actual talent but you can buy one of them shits on the corner of  La Cienega and Fairview. Speculation has been at an all time high that Chris Brown [...]

‘Mistresses of Atlanta’ Coming To Television

Well, if there wasn’t enough cooning on television someone had the niggaudacity© to create a show entitled Mistresses of Atlanta. I wish I could make this shit up. Hell, I wish I could be surprised by this shit, however, neither is going to occur. It was only  a matter of time. Between Real Housewives… and [...]

Seal and Heidi Klum Divorcing

I know yall are thinkin, S-DUB, why the hell are you writing about this shit? Well, I could not care less about them divorcing. Yall know how I feel about us mixing it up with the oppressor. But, I do find it interesting that the first thing to be revealed is that she’s divorcing him [...]

Oscar Nominations Are In….

And, well, so? The Help got a lot of love and yall know how I felt about that movie…. A surprising nomination went to Melissa McCarthy for her role in Bridesmaids and I’m glad she was a surprising nominee because she was the best thing in the film. And they keep trying to tell me [...]

The Taye Diggs Dilemma

I remember when Taye Diggs first hit the scene and got big. It seems like every few years there’s a new Black actor for us all to oogle over. For the past twenty years, Denzel, has been holding down the fort pretty consistently but there have been the likes of Will Smith, Morris Chestnut and [...]

The George Lucas ‘Red Tails’ Okie Doke

George Lucas is going around promoting his new film Red Tails about the Tuskegee Airmen. He has been quoted several times using some variation of the line: “Hollywood wouldn’t fund this because of its all Black cast.” Let me just be honest here, I know many in our community want to stand behind and take [...]

It’s Amazing How Many Of Them Start Off Thanking God

I mean, it’s countless celebrities isn’t it? They get famous, they thank Jesus as their Lord and Savior for all of their success and accolades and then they start thanking Him less and less. Or rather, they stop saying Jesus specifically and start saying other things. They say, ‘The man upstairs’ or ‘god’ (little ‘g’ [...]