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The Real Reason Obama Spoke Out About Gay Marriage

Remember when I called President Obama a Hollywood Ass President? It’s because he is one. The real reason President Obama has spoken out on gay marriage, as I previously believed, is because of campaign strategy. Directly following his announcement last week, he went to a fundraiser hosted by actor George Clooney which netted him $15 [...]

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The John Travolta Debacle

Have you heard about what’s going on with actor John Travolta lately? He’s been accused of sexually harassing two male masseurs.  Through his lawyer he claims that both unidentified individuals are lying. Are they? Possibly. But John Travolta is infamously gay. This is something that is not unknown or surprising to anyone who pays attention. [...]

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Rihanna on Saturday Night Live

I don’t watch SNL. I haven’t consistently in at least a decade or so but I found it interesting that folks were still talking about Rihanna’s performance this past weekend. The fact that folks have been talking about it for days, I knew something was up with it. It looks like she took a page [...]

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Bodyguard Says Michael and Whitney Had a Fling

Well if this isn’t a case of , “you need more people” I don’t know what is. This is the same bodyguard who claims that he’s Blanket’s daddy. That, I actually believe more than this. I’m sorry but isn’t it rather convenient that this has “emerged” shortly after Whitney passes? Also, I strongly believe that [...]

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E! Signs A $40 Million Deal With The Kardashians

Welp, I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. How about you? Because clearly it must be the end of the world! And despite how much people complain about these talentless, irritating hack ass raggedy hos, SOMEBODY is watching their damn shows and it sure as fuck aint me! So, you, the public are keeping these twats [...]

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Why Can’t Women See Gay Men As Sexy?

Random question, I know. But I was reminded by it because as you see, today our Song of the Day features George Michael. George Michael is completely sexy. I mean completely. I looked at some of the comments below his video and often you see something along the lines of, “He’s sexy, even if he [...]

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New York Times Names Nicki Minaj the Most Influential Female Rapper of All Time

Based on that heading alone, you should now realize that the New York Times is not worth the paper it’s printed on. With that one statement, the New York Times has fallen lower than supermarket tabloids, Mediatakeout and even Wikipedia as a reliable source. Are you serious right now? This can’t be real life! Nicki [...]

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I Understand Gettin Paid but DAMN!

Why is Mary J. Blige singing for chicken? Why we keep singin for chicken in these damn fast food commercials that do nothing but cause our community death and destruction anyways? Lord, Jesus, take me now! (Not really tho, I got things to do.) Mary, you too good for this shit! Unless they was offering [...]

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New Book Claims O.J.’s Son Killed Nicole Brown Simpson

Okay, let me just tell yall. I been sayin this for YEARS! This aint new information. Folks who down BEEN knowin this! I wonder if they’re letting folks know the real reason he did it. Just in case you haven’t heard, it’s because dude was gay and in a relationship with Ron Goldman who tossed [...]

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Folks Are Mad That Clay Aiken Said Rihanna Can’t Sing

See how folks hate the truth nowadays? I mean, anything remotely resembling the truth gets you labeled a ‘ hater’ or ‘jealous.’ This new generation is allergic to the truth. You know, Ima go out on a limb and say that is the reason why this generation goes overboard with everything they do! From standom [...]

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