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Fall Fashion 2012: The Black Baby Man Bag

Have you pre-ordered yours? Well, Ty Burrell of the show Modern Family has. He and his equally just as melanin lacking wife have adopted a Black baby because white babies just aint exotic enough to rock with yo newest pair of Calvin Kleins! I’m just sayin, get it together! If you aint with the latest [...]

In Shit That Shouldn’t Be News….

Apparently, Shaq tossed out his ‘fiancee’ Hoopz via security. If yall didn’t know Shaq kind of epitomizes the idea of a ratchet nigga. As if you didn’t know by the fact that him and his ex-wife created the embarrassing to all Black culture and identity show Basketball Wives. I mean, only the ratchet of the [...]

OWN Is Crashing

Damn, I really, really wish Oprah and Satan would keep they bedroom issues out the streets cuz it’s monopolizing the news. Anyways, after giving her the biggest ratings ever with her interview with the Houston family, he once again pulled the rug from under her ass and plopped their pre-nup on her desk and highlighted [...]

And The Black Baby Handbag Trend Continues….

Charlize Theron is the latest in a slew of white Hollywood starlets who no longer need the latest Birkin or pure bread Shih Tzu to feel complete because she has opted for the most coveted accessory of all- a Black child. I know some of yall are thinkin, ‘Well at least she’s from Africa.” Correction, [...]

Don Draper Calls Kim Kardashian A “Fucking Idiot”

Well….it’s not as if he was lying. Actor Jon Hamm ***Sidebar***If you don’t watch Mad Men, what’s wrong with you? And tell me he aint sexy as hell!*** stated this about Kardashian and the now irrelevant ass boil Paris Hilton:  “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a [...]

Brothas Getting Saved By Sally

Remember my Save the Sallys video? Who woulda thunk that some random ass, backwards ass brotha would make a video about how brothas need to be saved by white women? I mean…Really? Now mind you, this is supposed to be an attempt at comedy. However, it crashed and burned severely. But brothas need to be [...]

Time For Another Rush Hour

It has been revealed that actor Chris Tucker owes $12 million in taxes. Gat damn! I probably won’t have that much money in a lifetime. Question: How does it become public knowledge how much someone owes in taxes? Is that public record or something? Cuz it just doesn’t seem right for all of somebody’s business [...]

Tyler Perry Says He’s Ready For A Wife And Kids

Let me preface this by saying:   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wheez*cough*hack*hack*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, sure, okay. Well Tyler, currently, gay people can get married in DC, New York, Washington, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, Massachusetts and New Hampshire. Just FYI…You know in case you don’t want to go the Tom Cruise route.

If You Knew Someone Had Just Died Where A Party Was To Be Held, Would You Still Go?

I have to ask because that’s exactly what folks from throughout the music industry did last night. Instead of the party being cancelled at the Beverly Hills Hilton where Whitney’s body was found, they still came out to party. Not in honor of Whitney’s memory but in honor of themselves and to garner more publicity. [...]

Twitter Dumb and Twitter Dumber

Well, the Grammy awards are coming up. You know that award show that actually used to mean something? They used to give it to people with actual talent but you can buy one of them shits on the corner of  La Cienega and Fairview. Speculation has been at an all time high that Chris Brown [...]