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Bodyguard Says Michael and Whitney Had a Fling

Well if this isn’t a case of , “you need more people” I don’t know what is. This is the same bodyguard who claims that he’s Blanket’s daddy. That, I actually believe more than this. I’m sorry but isn’t it rather convenient that this has “emerged” shortly after Whitney passes? Also, I strongly believe that [...]

In Shit That Shouldn’t Be News….

Apparently, Shaq tossed out his ‘fiancee’ Hoopz via security. If yall didn’t know Shaq kind of epitomizes the idea of a ratchet nigga. As if you didn’t know by the fact that him and his ex-wife created the embarrassing to all Black culture and identity show Basketball Wives. I mean, only the ratchet of the [...]

Top Ten Things White Folks Don’t Like Talking About

Okay, I told yall I was going to do white folks. And I already know Ima get more flack for this than anything else. But for real, yall knew it was coming and you know it’s coming from me so….Here we go. 10. They love welfare. Yes, they use our image to sell it but [...]

Top Ten Things Black Folks Don’t Like Talking About

It’s been awhile since I’ve done a list. So, Ima start with Black folks first and the go on to the white folks cuz it seems like whenever I talk about white folks first, no one seems to see that I talk about us too. And I’m including ‘us’ in that sentiment as well. Too [...]

Salt Lake City is the ‘Gayest’ U.S. City

This is supposed to be a surprise but I’m not surprised in the least. Mormons are way too repressed for their own good. I mean, come on, it’s Salt Lake City. What else are you supposed to do there but take in a Jazz game and try some dick or some coochie for the first [...]

Herman Cain Sat Out The Civil Rights Movement In College

And folks are not happy about it! Okay, let’s put this in perspective. Does Herman Cain really seem like that type of dude who wouldn’t sit out the Civil Rights Movement? I mean, did we not already cover the fact that he’s a house nigga extraordinaire? Herman loves Massa! Herman was not gon fight to [...]

Jackie O. No Likey MLK

And this is newsworthy because? Also, who’s surprised by this? This woman was white and an elitist. Why would she like Martin Luther King? She was completely out of his target demographic. Allegedly she referred to him as a ‘phony’ and as being ‘tricky.’ See, that right there is her projected anger at her husband. [...]

A Former B.E.T. Executive Is Planning An HBCU Network

Expect fuckery to be on the schedule. Not because it’s an HBCU (Historically Black College/ University) but because folks who work and have worked for B.E.T. do their absolute damndest to put Black folks in the most negative of light! Unfortunately too many of our people still insist on fucking with this network, not realizing [...]

Hitler’s Hometown Revokes Citizenship

But why not do this over sixty years ago when it would have meant something? Maybe because they weren’t ashamed of it beforehand? The goal of Braunau, Austria was to show their contempt of the racist dictator by revoking citizenship and any awards he may have received in life. Apparently many towns in Austria laid [...]

An Old Bitch Who Wasted Food Died And Made The News

Yes, I know that title sounds harsh but it’s true. This broad built life sized butter sculptures and shit! What a waste! Do you know how many biscuits went naked because of her ass? (Yes, I’m big as hell but I aint gon do the math for you. Who the fuck I look like?) Anyways, [...]