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Give Me A Break!

Okay, now I fully believe in showin folks love regardless of race, creed, religion, orientation, gender etc. But are yall serious? So, some gay rights groups are mad because they feel that Google didn’t celebrate Gay Pride Month enough. ***Sidebar***I’m just gon say, it is not helping Gay/Black relations any to co opt June as [...]

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So I Guess Some Do Try To Turn Hos Into Housewives…

At least that’s what mediocre NBA player Kris Humphries is trying to do when he proposed to Kim Kardashian. Seriously? I could see you trying to get your fill of fuckin her (only God knows why cuz I saw that sex tape and she aint good at it) but marrying her? Kim Kardashian is not [...]

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Okay, Seriously? This Is Too Damn Much!

Country singer Blake Shelton, co-judge on The Voice has recently come under fire for some tweets he did remaking Shania Twain’s song “Any Man of Mine.” This is what he tweeted: “Any man that tries touching my behind, he’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin,’ heaving kind of guy.” He then apparently got inundated with people [...]

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Some Royal Rich Folks Are Gettin Married Soon

Who Gives A Fuck?

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CNN Asks More Stupid Questions

They want to know if Jesus would believe in evolution? Um, no. See, how easy that was to answer? And some wayward Christians try to compromise Evolution and Creationism stating that the six days in the Bible actually took millions of years. Yeah, that’s a bunch of bull! The Bible says six days. God don’t [...]

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Oh Puh-Lease!

There’s talk of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords running and winning a Senate seat. Because she got shot? Is that the requirement now? Gettin shot and gettin the sympathy vote? Is she really qualified for the position or what? Cuz she done recovered “quickly” from her injuries? Now, this does not mean that I don’t feel for [...]

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Whatever Is The Most Irritating Word

According to a poll that I wasn’t asked to take it is anyways. This is rumored to be the most irritating word in all the English language. I beg to differ. I can think of plenty of words that are more irritating than “whatever.” “Nigger, Nigga, Nigguh” or any other ignorant ass derivative is the [...]

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Some Parents Brag About Their Kids’ As…

These ones brag about their daughter’s ability to kill shit. Well, tell me this aint about to make you happier than a pig in shit! This is some Midwest, creepy ass, Deliverance type shit to me. Apparently this young woman killed three bucks(deer) in less than a hour. Let me just state that it’s a [...]

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Question of the Day

The Beatles are apparently coming to iTunes. Why is this news? Who gives a fuck about them? They have to be the most overrated music act in history! Yeah, I said it! This is just more reason for me not to fuck with anything Apple related! Two words: Culture Vultures

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Question of the Day

I don’t hate anybody. Or at least I didn’t. But I’ve grown to hate individuals with the last name; Hilton, Cyrus, Lohan, Gaga and Kardashian. These useless hos are in the news EVERY SINGLE DAY! I mean, I’m trying to find some bonafide news stories and these tricks just fuck it up for me! Today, [...]

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