John Edwards Indicted
See, this is what happens when you give the ho the money out of the wrong account! You gotta keep that shit separate! He also violated some campaign laws and shit…but whatever. Just keepin it focused on the ho is much more interesting. Now, since he’s a rich white man, he more than likely won’t [...]
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I Guess There Aint No More Hos In The House…
A new bill in Kansas will limit the good community work done by strippers. Now you know we are OFFICIALLY in a damn depression when hos can’t get work! Hoin is recession proof but this depression we’re in done hit them bitches like it’s hit the rest of us! This specifically goes for the hos [...]
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Howard Stern, STFU!
Shock jock Howard Stern is calling the legendary Prince a scumbag for kicking Kim Kardashian off of the stage at his recent concert in New York and “humiliating” her. Apparently, Kardashian, refused to dance causing The Prince to send her ass packin! Unfortunately, he brought her ass back up on stage for a second chance. [...]
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Year End Lists
Yes, it’s the end of a year. The start of a new decade. Yada-yada-yada. So like everyone else, I’ve made a list of the top ten people I hope to not have to endure in 2011 and beyond. I know the likelihood of this being achieved is minimal but here we go: 10) Justin Bieber-No, [...]
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Please Don’t Let It Be One Of Us
Yes, I know this is not typically within our realm of crime committing but the longer we’re amongst Europeans, we start to be doin the same shit they do. I’m sure you’ve heard of the alleged serial killer runnin around in New York. Whew, glad I don’t live there and have no plans to go [...]
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WTF Moment of the Day
An eleven year old Nebraskan girl was kicked off of her cheerleading squad for refusing to “shake her booty.” What The Fuck?! So girls are getting kicked off cheerleading squads for not wanting to look like hos? She’s ELEVEN! She shouldn’t be shakin shit! And it was a woman who kicked her off too! See, [...]
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Question of the Day
I don’t hate anybody. Or at least I didn’t. But I’ve grown to hate individuals with the last name; Hilton, Cyrus, Lohan, Gaga and Kardashian. These useless hos are in the news EVERY SINGLE DAY! I mean, I’m trying to find some bonafide news stories and these tricks just fuck it up for me! Today, [...]
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Question of the Day
That multimillion dollar Disney ho, Miley Cyrus, has a new video out that parent groups are calling extremely racy for the seventeen year old. Seriously, is anybody really surprised? Haven’t all of her actions been leading up to this anyways? But both of those aren’t my question. My question is which do you find more [...]
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Eddie Fisher Dies
Most of you all have no clue who Eddie Fisher. Nor do you care. But Eddie Fisher is rather famous in the scheme of 20th century pop culture. You see before there was Brangelina and the scandal of 2005, there was the Elizabeth Taylor-Eddie Fisher-Debbie Reynolds scandal. Where Eddie Fisher comforted his bestfriend’s widow (Taylor) [...]
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