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Movie Review: Bridesmaids

So, I’d been hearing great things about this movie which made me decide to check it out. Mind you, I heard great things about The Hangover a couple of years ago. And let me tell you, I didn’t crack a smile. Needless to say, I won’t be going to see the sequel. And I’ll let [...]

Movie Review: X-Men: First Class

I must say when I saw the previews for this movie, I was severely underwhelmed. And I love me some X-Men. I’ve been a fan of the comics, particularly Uncanny X-Men and I loved the movie. I’ve even taken flack for loving X-Men: The Last Stand. A movie that most fans of the comics hated [...]

Movie Review: Priest

So, I went to see this not knowing what it was about or what to expect. Basically, the movie Priest deals with a futuristic world in which vampires have run rampant and to curb this the Church as decided to train their priests to become killing machines. (Better than raping kids I guess…Low blow?) Anyways, [...]

Movie Review: Thor

Late night movie trip to see Thor. And I was concerned because the trailers weren’t much to brag about. Also, I was never a big fan of Thor in the comics. I always thought, “Ooooh, he has a hammer…” No big deal. But this movie was actually pretty good. Very entertaining. The movie dealt straight [...]

Movie Review: Fast Five

Yes, another one. And this one was just as pointless as the previous three. Screenwriter, Chris Morgan, how did you get a job? The dialogue was embarrassingly bad. The plot was non-existent and the entire story and everything that took place in it, completely unbelievable. This film harkened back to the 80s action movie days [...]

Movie Review: Scream 4

It’s back once again. The most recent horror movie franchise that doesn’t get irritating or annoying or lack excitement. In an era where Nightmare on Elm Streets, Halloweens and Friday the Thirteenths, overstay their welcome and the Chuckys and Saws which should have never been created, Scream has always come with it. There’s no denying [...]

Movie Review: Hanna

I didn’t know what to expect when I went into this film. I just knew that the previews looked really good to me so I was delighted to see that the movie was good as well. Hanna is a film in which a man trains his daughter in the arctic wilderness to be a lethal [...]

DVD Review: To Die In Jerusalem

This documentary was about the lives and deaths of Israeli Rachel Levy and Palestinian Ayat al-Akhras. These women’s lives crossed paths as a result of both fate and deep seeded hatred. On March 29th, 2002,  18 year old Ayat al-Akhras entered a Jerusalem supermarket with a bomb strapped to her body and proceeded to detonate [...]

DVD Review: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

I haven’t done one of these in a while but I had to do one for this movie in particular. You know the saying, “Curiosity killed the cat?” Well, I’m the cat. I’m always the cat. I’m too curious for my own good. So, when I hear about something horrifying on screen, I have to [...]

Movie Review: I Am Number Four

I went to see this movie opening night because the trailer has been very intriguing. I had no idea what to suspect but I did hear a lot of comparisons to Twilight and I do see why. I Am Number Four is the story of nine aliens who have escaped from a decimated planet to [...]