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OWN Is Crashing

Damn, I really, really wish Oprah and Satan would keep they bedroom issues out the streets cuz it’s monopolizing the news. Anyways, after giving her the biggest ratings ever with her interview with the Houston family, he once again pulled the rug from under her ass and plopped their pre-nup on her desk and highlighted [...]

Oprah’s Interview with the Houston Family

So, yall know I don’t fuck with Oprah. Not at all. However, to hear from the Houston family for the first time since the passing of beloved Whitney Houston, I needed to watch. This is more than likely the only time OWN will get any of my damn ratings…Barring some Janet Jackson special. ***Sidebar*** I’d [...]

When Did Oprah and Satan Break Up?

And more importantly, why? Who cheated on who? If you didn’t already know, Oprah’s network OWN is failing miserably. Oprah doesn’t fail. I don’t know if you can recall but the last time she did something and wasn’t uber successful at it was when she decided to make and star in Beloved. But with this [...]

Oprah To Receive Honorary Oscar

And there you have it. Anything can be bought! I know yall are sayin,’ Okay S-DUB, but she was bomb in The Color Purple as Sophia.’ And I completely agree with you. And then we saw that EVERY SINGLE role she did after that was the exact same character! Bitch can play a mammy and [...]

So?

Fox News is reporting that Oprah Winfrey, aka, the Whore of Babylon is receiving an Honorary Doctorate from a racist South African college. Well, then. I imagine this is being put out there by Fox News because they see Oprah as some queen of race purgatory or some shit like that. Yeah, I know, I [...]

Here She Goes Again….

The Whore of Babylon has had a dream of O.J. confessing to her, his alleged crimes of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman. She has guaranteed that this will happen meaning that her and her homie Satan are probably cookin up some scheme as a I write! How many times do [...]

The Longest Good-Bye EVER!

I’m sure you’ve all heard about Oprah ending her, “I’m-only-going-to-cater-to-white-women-because-negroes-will-follow-me-regardless-into-the-depths-of-hell-and-white-bitches-have-money-talk-show” this week. And of course, she couldn’t go out with little fanfare. All of her little Illuminati princesses were in effect. Beyonce was there. Madonna, The allegedly original Ambiguously Gay Duo- Will & Jada Smith, Usher, Tom Cruise etc. etc. The problem I have with [...]

50th Anniversary of the Freedom Riders

I’ve been asked to write about why I haven’t written about this. Well frankly, because not much has changed since then….It’s depressing to me to write about issues in the Civil Rights movement when we are still treated the same way! Essentially, the only difference is that most white folks won’t walk up to you [...]

Question of the Day

Apparently Oprah had a “Women Who Rock’ show recently. I say apparently because I refuse to watch the daily mind control offered to the masses by the Whore of Babylon. On this show, with the likes of Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks and Pat Benetar, she had Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Let me just repeat it [...]

Oprah Has A Half Sister

This was the breaking family secret she revealed today as the world awaited over the weekend anxiously as if Jesus was coming back…or a new Twilight movie was coming out… And to this news I have to ask, Who Gives A Fuck?! Only Oprah could make people care about who in the hell she’s related [...]