Beloved Mac & Cheese
Oprah has stated that the Devil breakin his pact with her momentarily so that Beloved flopped was the lowest moment in her career. Oh really? Is that right? You tryin to sing yo theme song wasn’t a lower moment in your career? Seriously? Oprah also stated that upon nobody goin to see her attempt to [...]
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OWN Network
Over the New Years Weekend, Oprah Winfrey, A.K.A. The Whore of Babylon launched her very own netowrk. Do you realize the money and power it takes to launch your own network? Well, we know she has it. We also know she’s a raging Illumunus. So, if you watched her network, prepare your mind to be [...]
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Beware The Wrath Of Oprah
The woman accused of abusing girls at Oprah’s school in South Africa has been acquitted. Oprah is said to be disappointed by the verdict. In other words she paid the government to let the nasty broad off so she could handle her, herself. Tell me who you’d be more afraid of? The government or Oprah? [...]
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Facebook Founder Buys Good Publicity For $100 Million
The fact that someone has $100 million to give is absurd to me. But this gift should be looked at with raised eyebrows. First of all, he’s giving it away on Oprah and yall know how I feel about that suspect ass ho! i.e. The Whore of Babylon. Secondly, he’s giving it away to coincide [...]
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Question of the Day
So Rosie O’Donnell is gettin a daytime talk show on Oprah’s new network. Yes, that OWN one. (That’s just about as arrogant as Ted Turner’s.) Despite being fired from half the talk shows she’s had or been on, she’s gettin another show. (Yes, I know she’s only been on two but work with me here.) [...]
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Oprah Is The Most Powerful Celebrity
As if we didn’t know that. Who else would it be but the Whore of Babylon? Now, I’ve gotten emails talkin about how Oprah cares so much, she does so much for the world and she loves everybody. Bullshit! Don’t buy into the hogwash. Oprah didn’t become a billionaire by being legit. There’s no such [...]
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Unauthorized Oprah Biography
It’s been written by Kitty Kelley. Expect her to die within the next year. Which is exactly why I’m not saying anything else about this…Oprah knows people. I don’t call her the Whore of Babylon for nothing…Oh Shit… She gon come for me now too…
I Won’t Be Going To Chicago
Chicago is apparently, the nation’s most watched city. The Man got cameras everywhere. This means there is no way I’m tryin to be up in that city. Especially since you know the cameras are only in certain parts and areas. Shit, most of yall don’t realize that Chicago is still a segregated city. Yes, where [...]
Correlations
I really think this might start being a little segment. Let me think on it. But, this is what I have to say. Beyonce is to being 28 as Oprah is to being poor! That ho aint no damn 28! I need to see a birth certificate. She at least 34! Remember how she wouldn’t [...]
Janet On Oprah
Yall know I don’t be supportin the Whore of Babylon. (Oprah not Janet) But since Janet is about to be on Orpah talkin about Why Did I Get Married Too? Ima have to tune in. Oh yeah, Tyler Perry (Oprah’s new whippin boy) is supposed to be there too. Rumor has it that she’ll be [...]