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The best thing parents can do for their children is teach them to fail. Without failure, no one can truly know success. Part of the issue with kids now is that parents tell them how special they are, so when something doesn’t go their way they lose it. Teach them how to fail. Because then [...]

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This one is from A&W just for yall! ” White people are on a chronic break from humanity.” Well shit, if that aint true, I don’t know what is!

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“Don’t have cuter pictures of your dog than you do yo baby! The dog got the Sears special and yo baby got some busted old ass Polaroids that you scanned to put on Facebook!”

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I was recently asked if I speak any African languages. And to that I responded accordingly. “Um no but,  I  do speak English and Ebonics. I’m conversational in Spanish. I speak Truth and I’m also  fluent in Fuck You.”

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I put this up on Facebook the other day, just trying to make some clarifications with people who got shit to say but don’t know what they talkin about. “I need folks to get information correct. I am not a bitch. I am an asshole. There is a distinct difference! I’m just sayin. A bitch is [...]

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I was recently talking to a young lady about her recent break up and I had to drop this little gem on her about her future relationships. “Sex should be a stepping stone, not the milestone in your relationship.”

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When being asked about which condoms were the best offered at a university, I stated not to use a certain brand because they weren’t reliable and replied as such: “I need to make sure the condoms  I use are durable and don’t break. I don’t want to catch a case of the babies!©“

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While talking to my cousin about the cockiness of young actor Jaden Smith, this one popped out: “That little boy needs to learn that he aint shit! His daddy is shit but he aint shit! And his daddy had to suck a lot of dick to get where he is today!”

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Upon hearing that most Latino and Asian students sign up to study abroad and asked why Black students don’t, my reply was: “It’s because they’re all illegal anyways…They have nothing to lose.” Okay and before yall send me emails, they’re just jokes people. I love my Latino and Asian folks!

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Upon being asked how many men does one have to sleep with to be labeled a ho, my response was: “If you have to ask, you already know. Obviously, it’s enough for you to be able to write the first two chapters of yo ho-ography! Dicknotes and all!