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Old People and Cocaine

Remember Granny Ya-Yo from a few weeks ago? Well, I think we just found her the perfect boo! An 87 year old man from Indiana has been caught with 104 bricks of that nostril ticklish©! Damn, remember when all old folks had to worry about was Medicaid and if you went to the corner store [...]

Stamps Going Up In Price

Well damn. Starting in January, you’ll have to pay $.45 to get a sticker to mail out a letter. Aint shit right about that. I understand that the Post Office is broke but why the rest of us gotta suffer? The Post Office lost an estimated $8 billion last year. Well shit, clearly yall are [...]

81 Year Old Woman Arrested For Selling Crack

An 81 year old woman was arrested for the second time this year for slangin that rock! It is a Recession In This Bitch indeed! Granny said disability wasn’t enough, she had to put rims on that ’82 Coup! And why she look hard as a mothafucka? Granny don’t play! She said she cuts bitches [...]

A Reflection of Too Many Black Americans

This brotha has a Master’s Degree from Purdue and  a Ph.D. from Dartmouth. And he’s homeless. Question, how many white Dartmouth educated, STEM folks do you know who are living on the street?  

Damn, Recession Hustles Are Still In Effect!

A Texas ( of course) teenager collected $17,000 in donation after faking having cancer. I don’t know whether to condemn her or give her a slow clap….She just paid for a year of college so… Of course the cops found out and she’s been arrested and charged with theft. I’m sure they’ll add some fraud [...]

U.S. To Aid Struggling European Economy

Of course. In times of insecurity, always run back to daddy. Um, just a question and maybe it’s because I’m naive that I’m asking it. But how in the hell are you gonna help someone else when yo own ass is in trouble? So that both of yall sink. Now, don’t get me wrong, I [...]

101 Year Old Woman Evicted From Home

So, exactly what is the point in doing somethin like this? Texana Hollis has been living in the same home for nearly sixty years. I mean, do folks not have any conscience at all? Because this is ridiculous. Puttin folks out when they have no where to go. Apparently, her son didn’t pay the bills [...]

Nearly 30% of Blacks Live Below Poverty Line

Are we really surprised by this? I mean, let’s be real. With the economy and how we’re disregarded by white folks by way of not getting employed or properly educated, can we really still be shocked when these type of numbers come out? And what is your messiah of a president going to do about [...]

From The Field Negro

Barack Truman? O was in a fighting mood tonight. He tried to go all Harry Truman while laying out a plan for jobs jobs jobs here in A-merry-ca. I think he called his latest project the “American Jobs Act”. Payroll tax cuts for small businesses who hire people. Build schools. Build roads and bridges.(An infrastructure bank that would pool [...]

Dumbass of the Day

A man found $150,000 in his yard and gave it to the corrupt ass police! Plus his ass was broke! Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m all for honesty and shit but you gotta be kiddin me! You ain’t have no money and when you get blessed you give that shit away? To the rollers [...]