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Blacks Owned More Homes In 1990 Than We Do Now

Well, shit, ain’t that just dandy? I mean…We’ve been regressing back quite a bit. Little progress is being made and to find out that we owned more homes under a Bush than we do under Obama is to me…not surprising. How many times I got to tell yall that man is a house nigga? He [...]

Brothas Getting Saved By Sally

Remember my Save the Sallys video? Who woulda thunk that some random ass, backwards ass brotha would make a video about how brothas need to be saved by white women? I mean…Really? Now mind you, this is supposed to be an attempt at comedy. However, it crashed and burned severely. But brothas need to be [...]

When Did Oprah and Satan Break Up?

And more importantly, why? Who cheated on who? If you didn’t already know, Oprah’s network OWN is failing miserably. Oprah doesn’t fail. I don’t know if you can recall but the last time she did something and wasn’t uber successful at it was when she decided to make and star in Beloved. But with this [...]

Correlations

Look at what her hand is doing after Adele’s Grammy performance. Doesn’t it look familiar? Look at his left hand: The same thing right? Also, what is she saying with her hand covered over her mouth? What curses is she whispering? Think it’s far fetched? Really now? Because it really isn’t. You may not believe [...]

No More Ramen Noodles For Me!

We all know how unhealthy that shit is anyways. However, for those who are impoverished, sometimes it’s essential to use that last $.15 on a package. Let’s not talk about how it used to be  $.09 but whatever. And as a student, Ramen Noodles were always the go-to when waiting on that financial aid or [...]

Iowa Caucuses Held Last Night

*Cough* *Cough* So? Let’s be real here. You all know I refuse to vote for any of these crooks but, we all know that with the choices that have been presented to us, Obama is for certain going to get re-elected. Let’s not even have election day. Let’s just inaugurate him again. He the same [...]

“At Least We….”

How many times have you heard this in regards to Black progress? And it’s always us saying this. White folks seem to know better than to say, ” Well, at least you have…” in regards to us about anything. Let me correct myself. They know better than to say it outside of their own circles. [...]

White People Hugging

White people, why in the hell do yall love to hug so much? Especially those of you who claim to be liberal and progressive. That hugging shit is not as bad as you smiling or saying, ‘thank you’ but infinitely more annoying. All of these are terrifying signs of white liberalism. And as I’ve told [...]

Ludacris’ Halloween

This image is disturbing on so many levels. Especially as a Black woman. From the possessive nature of the image. To the leash. To the animal print. Can Black women be viewed as anything other than animalistic creatures to be captured and fucked at any man’s will? I mean seriously. Come on Luda!

Cantaloupe Death Toll On The Rise

Dang, that sounds like a horror movie doesn’t it? Killer cantaloupe? It’s times like these that I’m not mad I have Crohn’s Disease. Because I fa damn sho can’t fuck with cantaloupe! If you haven’t heard, cantaloupe has been tainted with listeria and thus far 139 people have been hospitalized and 29 reportedly have died. [...]