Obama Is Spying On You!
It has come to light that your dear old house nigga president has launched at least 63 spy drones into the atmosphere over the nation. The folks who have ownership over these drones? Both the military and various universities. In other words, products of the government. Between martial law being enacted without telling us, NDAA, [...]
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Norway Mass Murderer Blames Video Games
Particularly he blamed Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. He stated that he used the game to practice shooting. Well, the age old debate about the role video game violence has in real life has been brought up again. Personally, I played Modern Warfare 2 for around fifteen days or so (the game keeps track [...]
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North Korea Launches Rocket
Fortunately, that shit broke up in the atmosphere like it was made at Legoland. Or at least that’s what they want us to think. Of course the U.N (which is actually the U.S.) is furious that North Korea had the audacity to defy them. This is my thing, I don’t have an issue with North [...]
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Facebook Buys Instagram For $1Billion
See, the Recession aint real for everybody! I’m sorry but if you got $1 billion to spend on a damn fad, you got too much time on your hands. And Instagram is a fad. It’s a means to do mobile Photoshop so to speak on pictures of yourself, others etc. Since, I’m not much of [...]
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Virus Attacks Macs Across The World
Excuse me while I’ll laugh, poke and gloat. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All of that, buy a Mac because that shit is ridiculously overpriced and invincible shit just went out the window didn’t it? A new Trojan virus has compromised over half a million machines across the world. Shoot, this reminds me of when they was bragging about [...]
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1.5 Million Debit/ Credit Card Numbers At Risk From Hacking
More evidence as to why it’s problematic to have all of your information out there! See, I’m not too worried cuz I personally don’t got shit anybody would want. You’d get more from robbin a homeless man than you would my ass. But anyways…News of the breach hit every credit card brand on Friday and [...]
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It’s Cyber Monday!
What useless item will you be spending your hard earned money on? I’m just saying. After the violence that occurred on ‘Black’ Friday (yeah, I know.) and the rush there is today to hit up the likes of Amazon and Wal-Mart, Corporate America has pretty much said: ‘Occupy deez nuts!’
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Steve Jobs Dies
Apple founder Steve Jobs passed away yesterday at the age of 56. And I know for a fact that this will get ten times the press that Fred Shuttleworth’s passing did. And you know why? Because Steve Jobs was a white male, billionaire capitalist who was greedy and made a living off of exploiting people [...]
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AT&T/ T-Mobile Marriage On Hold
Cuz the feds came thru and cockblocked that bitch like an ex jump off with some Maury, certified paternity test results! Not that I’m complaining. I could already see prices skyrocketing, customer service sucking and a lack of decent phones all in exchange for the iPhone. (Ooooh) Note my sarcasm. Besides, this shit was on [...]
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