The Fake Number Has Been Rendered Useless
Ladies (some men too but I think women deal with this situation more) have you ever had to give out that old handy fake number? Shoot, I know you have. I have. I’ve had three different fake numbers for about three years now. Every three years I gotta get a new number, just in case [...]
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DAMN! Is No Food Safe?
There may be a strain of drug resistant salmonella in turkey burgers. So all yall folks who thought yall could escape that lethal shit found in swine, you gon be fucked too! I would say stop eating meat in general but salmonella and E. Coli have been gettin into vegetables too. Hell, yo best bet [...]
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Reggie Bush To Lose Heisman!
Good! I’ve been saying he should all along! His Heisman was based off of his college performance per NCAA rules and regulations. He did not abide by those rules so he should lose the prestigious award. Yes, it’s sad that the first person to lose their Heisman is a brotha! But that’s what happens when [...]
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We Gotta Stop Doin This Shit!
So, I heard about the decorated New York City EMT who was accused of several sexual assaults, including one on an eleven year old girl. I just knew this was a white person! I knew it! Low and behold…It’s one of ours! I feel like I did when I found out about that brotha who [...]
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The Grim Sleeper
You all know media is interconnected. Five people own all the media outlets in the nation so that shit is suspect already. You know I don’t believe in coincidences at all. So please explain to me how The Grim Sleeper was revealed to heavy media coverage and headlines as the Oscar Grant verdict was quietly [...]
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Yall Done Fucked Up Now!
I’ve always said USC was overrated as hell. They stay on that bullshit, gettin hella ranked in football when they aint even all that good, as this past year proved. Well, now the NCAA as actually done some shit. It’s five years later but some shit got done. They done forfeited games, lost trophies, stats [...]
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Niggerdom In All It’s Glory!
My people, this weekend has shown me exponentially how much better we need to be doing. Regardless of status in the community, organization one may be in or stature in general. I witnessed a whole lot of niggas. One thing I hate to see in my community are niggas but it seems like niggas are [...]
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More Floridian Fuckery!
I’ve missed this, Ima be honest with you. Two Floridian women are facing charges for pulling a stun gun out on a Wendy’s employee and chasing them when they fucked up her order. Wow, tell me you didn’t miss this shit too?! Only in Florida! That state is straight fuckery certified. They should get an [...]
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Oh Lordy…
The recession done deeply affected the good people of the Lord. See, now some folks decided to not wait on God to deliver them from they downtrodden state. They decide to deliver themselves. Because that is only way I can possibly why some gospel musicians decided to steal from various houses of the Lord. Takin [...]
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WTF Moment of the Day
Shit, this one sounds like one of ours. A drunk mama ran through an elementary school with a sword. What The Fuck?! I know yall are thinkin, “S-DUB, we aint got no damn swords!” I feel it, I feel it but apparently the ho was drunk off of a 40. Yes…I know, that sounds like [...]