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We Are On The Same Page My Friend…

Because, I too, would like to claw my way against the establishment. I too get bothered by white peering eyes and I too have a thick wall preventing me frmo doing the damage that would surely be done if only I was free…. Oh yeah, and news outlets saying that this little girl won a [...]

Having An Old Lady For Lunch

That title is so wrong. You’ll see why in a minute. So, an alligator tried to eat a 90 year old woman. See what I mean by wrong? And tasteless (no pun intended) This woman, who lives in Florida by the way (of course she does) decided it would be a good idea to go [...]

Oh White People…

Your fascination with wild animals is astounding. A woman was killed by her pet snake. She had a black mamba. Are you seriously? One of the deadliest snakes in the world is your pet? Yeah, you deserved to get bit! Some are suggesting that she did it intentionally or someone else may have….Damn! Death by [...]

White Folks Make The News For ANY Reason

This broad got bit by a shark cuz she was all up in his house and she done made the news for it. Mind you, there are people of color goin missing across the country. Folks losing jobs left and right. Opportunities being stripped of people but some random ass white broad makes the news [...]

White People Shit Code: Gonna Get Yo Ass Ate!

White people are dumb as hell! This seventeen year old girl sleeps in bed with a tiger every night! Are you serious? This bitch is gone get fucked up! And did the professional who said this was okay compare this shit to snowboarding? Seriously? Hell Naw! And watch when this bitch does get ate, folks [...]

WTF Moment of the Day

A California man was attacked by a knife wielding rooster. What The Fuck?! Yes, apparently in the midst of a cockfight, a man got stabbed in the leg and died after failing to seek proper medical attention. And I can’t even blame this on white folks this time and their love of fuckin with animals. [...]

A Blatant Attack On Black People!

Many of yall are gonna read this post and be skeptical but Ima explain it to yall. The state of Oregon, #2 on our Top 5 Dumbass States List is considering a ban on plastic bags statewide! You know how L.A. did that shit last year? Okay, now let me explain to yall how it’s [...]

It’s Wrong To Laugh But…Damn!

A Texas Man (#3 on The Top 5 Dumbass States List) was killed by his pet deer. I guess Bambi wanted some revenge after what that white dude did to his mama! Yeah, I know somebody lost their life and that’s sad and all but maybe if white folks stopped fuckin with and tryin to [...]

Damn Cujo!

A dog who was put to sleep, came back to life. Tell me that aint some freaky ass shit! Apparently, the euthanasia she was supposed to get was botched. ***Sidebar***That vet musta graduated dead last in they class! Who can’t kill somethin? That’s like the most basic thing to learn dealing with living creatures. You [...]

I’ve Been Waiting For One Of These!

Yes, it’s crude I know, but did you forget what site you were at? Even though I’ve limited the cussing, doesn’t mean I don’t get to enjoy myself. When will white people learn to leave wild animals in the wild? Obviously certain animals, and people, don’t like being held in captivity. Here is a lion [...]