Terminology
Okay, so here’s a list of my copyrighted terms and phrases. I’ve been seeing some of the pop up on other sites and I’m like…kill the bullshit and give me my credit! But for those who don’t know, it’s a way for you to follow along with what I’m saying if you couldn’t before.
White People Shit= Shit that white people have a tendency to do.
It’s A Recession/Depression In This Bitch!= Exactly what it sounds like
Denzelian/Isdrised=Fine like Denzel Washington or fine like Idris Elba
A Ciara= Having an identity crisis; Stealing somebody’s style, personality, behavior etc. Cuz that bitch is always stealing from someone!
WIMD/WPMD= White Ignorance Migraine Development/White Presence Migraine Development
Hoslayin= Killin hos
BFFAEAEAE= Best Friend Forever And Ever And Ever; Like Oprah and Gayle
Niggeressence/Niggerism/Niggerdom= Acting Like Niggas
G.T.C. Distress Call= Get This Coochie Distress Call
FDP Status= First Day of a Period Status. Unwanted as hell, expected but a bitch and half to deal with!
HAP= Hollywood Ass President
The Whore of Babylon = Oprah Winfrey…You should know why.
Angelina Jolie Syndrome= 2 Definitions. 1)The belief that you know what’s going on and you may, on the shallowest level but have no real clear cut understanding of why the issues are what they are. 2)When you steal somebody’s man.
F.B.I.= Fuckin Bumbling Idiots
Bitchism= Acting Like A Bitch
There’s no such thing as coincidences, only patterns that haven’t been discovered yet= Exactly what it says.
Fuckerisms= Fuckery + Mannerisms
Moms w/ Melanin= Mamas of Color
B.L.T- Boot Leg Tip= I got the movie on bootleg
Catch A Case Of The Babies (Another blogger has been saying this as if they came up with it and I’m here to tell yall straight up that they didn’t!) = To get knocked up!
Sally /Sallyian= The uncontrollable urge white women have to gravitate toward Black dick.
Martyr For Stupidity= You’re willing to die for the sake of being stupid!
No Condom, No Booty=If you’re not strapped up, we can’t get wrapped up….in each other!
Stop Being DOCILE & Start Being REVOLUTIONARY= Get off yo ass and fight for our freedom!
Sperm Chute= A Dick
The Homie Run= Runnin to yo homies when you have relationships issues arise.
Ike Turner Flash= When you think about chokin a bitch out.
Harry Potter Syndrome= White people’s tendency to mystify race and their place in the world. As if things just magically happened.
John Brown Status= White folks fightin the good fight with people of color! Those few who are willin to go ape shit for the cause if need be!
Function In Fuckery= An event that promotes and encourages fucked up behavior.
Celebutramp= Someone famous for being a ho.
Beyophomet= Beyonce + Baphomet because apparently these two is extra close these days!
Whitey Watch= Watching white people, just like they watch us!
Skeez Heffa Exam= The oral, written and physical exam you have to take in order to be certified as a skeez heffa.
Stupid Bitch Syndrome= A dumbass broad who does any and everything for her man without it being reciprocated and it’s typically stupid behavior. Any action that makes her continually look stupid. Constantly being cheated on, abused, misused etc. In other words, taking the bullet while he jumps his bitchass out the way!
Dick Dependency= The constant need for dick from a man to the point where you’re playing the fool. This dependency frequently leads to Stupid Bitch Syndrome.
Cut The Corny= Cutting corny ass people out of your life until they get their shit together!
Nostril Ticklish= Cocaine
W.U.S.S. Movement= Women United over Stupid Shit Movement. Women who come together and remain together for dumb reasons instead of building real and genuine friendships/relationships.
In-Between= That significant person in your life who you hit up in-between relationships. More than a fuck-a-friend, less than a boo.
Niggaudacity= Nigga + Audacity, you do the math.
